Secret Sex: Steve Kardynal

Earlier this week, a colleague sent over a video of self-proclaimed actor and “YouTuber” Steve Kardynal. The young, bearded fellow prances around a gym with his Shake Weight, decked out with a huge smile on his face. The clip’s combination of awkward and hilarious antics definitely paid off, as it seems to have gone viral.

Now, I need to get something off my chest–am I the only one who wants to fuck this kid until we both collapse? Maybe I just have a thing for short hipster boys who look like retro porn stars, but I totally popped a stiffy during the locker room scene. For the sake of comedy, I hope he was going commando underneath those ol’ school baby blue shorts. And, um, I really hope he ambushes my gym in the near future…

– Dewitt

To watch Steve and his shake weight, follow the JUMP:

Um, and he also did this…

20 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Steve Kardynal

  1. Hahah I would NOT keep this a secret, that’s for sure.
    He’s so cute and funny!
    Then again I kinda have a thing for short hipster boys that look like retro porn stars too…

  2. yeah you are the only one… i like my men manly lets hope these hipsters will give way to the rough macho men of the 70s i like my men muscly n hairy

  3. OK, I thought I wouldn’t enjoy this, yet I did. I like silly guys who aren’t afraid to have fun. I can just imagine the conversation he had with the gym management about filming there.

    Also, the black dude is smoking hot!

  4. I’m pretty sure that’s the same guy that did that Telephone Chatroulette video…

    I did enjoy the shake-weight video though…my one thought is I’m hoping his left arm got an equal workout….cause that right arm got all the attention during the video. xD

    To me he’s cute in that “I really wanna hang out with him” kinda way, not the “I wanna fuck him till we both collapse” kinda way.

  5. I’m pretty sure that’s the same guy that did that Telephone Chatroulette video…

    I did enjoy the shake-weight video though…my one thought is I’m hoping his left arm got an equal workout….cause that right arm got all the attention during the video. xD

    To me he’s cute in that “I really wanna hang out with him” kinda way, not the “I wanna fuck him till we both collapse” kinda way.

  6. I’m pretty sure that’s the same guy that did that Telephone Chatroulette video…

    I did enjoy the shake-weight video though…my one thought is I’m hoping his left arm got an equal workout….cause that right arm got all the attention during the video. xD

    To me he’s cute in that “I really wanna hang out with him” kinda way, not the “I wanna fuck him till we both collapse” kinda way.

  7. Hilarious and, I like the song, too. But, what the hell does a “shake-weight” do ? Muscle-tone ? LOL

  8. It takes a lot of self-confidence to do what Steve does in his videos. Couple that with his sense of humor (and a great looking tight ass), and you’ve got one fucking sexy guy!

  9. I’m not even slightly attracted to this guy, but he’s funny as shit. Doing that kind of stuff takes balls.

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