The very nature of Rate These Guys screams “Who Would You Rather“. The site takes a bunch of straight amateur guys, pushes them to their limits and asks viewers to rate their performance. Apparently, the model with the best rating wins something. Money? Fame? His […]
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Who Would You Rather?: Footloose (2011)
Ugh, remakes are the worst. There are gaping holes in the heads of Hollywood executives. You know there are original screenplays out there that could be made into kickass flicks. Unfortunately, they’re unproven as money-makers so why not redo something that was successful once before? […]
Who Would You Rather?: Revenge
The current TV season has made this homo very, very happy. Cuz’ pot-boiling melodramas about rich people are back, bitch! The double Rs (Ringer and Revenge) are making me squee with delight over the new crop of evil millionaires, their whorish viper wives, young ingenues […]
Who Would You Rather?: Demi Moore’s Impending Divorce Edition
Demi (DEH-MEEEEEEE) Moore should have spent less time utilizing cutting-edge science to make herself ageless, and more time with her eyes on the whereabouts of hubby’s schlong. One of Ashton Kutcher’s jump-offs just spilled her story to US Weekly, and it’s pretty good. They reportedly […]
Who Would You Rather?: Celebrities And Their Big Mouths
You can always count on a celebrity to occasionally steamroll over his publicist with his tongue, and utter some complete bullshit that spins everyone into a tizzy. By “everyone,” we mean those who take these dumb sluts seriously. Come now. Just because you look pretty […]
Who Would You Rather?: Terra Nova
Shockingly, the show wasn’t half-bad. The ads for the Steven Spielberg-produced sci-fi series on Fox had REALLY fake-looking dinosaurs. Fortunately it ended up being fairly impressive CGI for a television show, and not Jurassic Part Goes to Wal-Mart . In the show, a family escapes […]
Who Would You Rather?: Season 3 of Glee
Did anyone else think last night’s premiere of Glee ssuuccckkkeeed? With the exception of that new girl Sugar (she was a howl, although I might be a little irritated if I had Aspberger’s), and Sue’s right-hand Cheerio Becky (love her), it was BOOORRRIINNNGG. We’re missing […]
Who Would You Rather?: Taylor Lautner And James Duke Mason
A little blind item on DListed and now we have one of the most difficult “Who Would You Rathers” ever! Ok, Taylor Lautner is…Taylor Lautner. It’s rare that an actor ( Ahem. Look, let’s not pretend this guy is Meryl…) causes the majority of the […]
Who Would You Rather?: Fright Night
The remake of Fright Night actually scored with the critics, which is pretty good for a remake of an 80s horror movie. Colin Farrell is the malevolent yet hardon-inducing vampire menacing cutie Anton Yelchin and his family. Quirky actor Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays the tragic best […]
Who Would You Rather?: Kanye West and Jay-Z
Kanye West and Jay-Z just released an album called Watch The Throne. It’s the hip-hop version of when Gaga showed up to Britney’s concert, except this produced some tracks. Both of these gentlemen are at the top of their game, and innovators in their field. […]