The remake of Fright Night actually scored with the critics, which is pretty good for a remake of an 80s horror movie. Colin Farrell is the malevolent yet hardon-inducing vampire menacing cutie Anton Yelchin and his family. Quirky actor Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays the tragic best friend role (We liked it better when he and Dave Franco were pantsless, face to face, and talking about each other’s buttholes and foreskin).
This might come off as an idiotic question but who would you rather explore with your tongue, hands, and cock? Sure, you’re probably like – duh, Colin. The poll results are most definitely going to show a big long blue strip for Farrell. But not everyone likes chocolate or vanilla ice cream. Some guys like black raspberry. Some dudes like peppermint stick. This is your chance to stand up and be counted. If Anton or McLovin’ do it for you, let us know!
– J. Harvey
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Colin Farrell
Anton Yelchin
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Why wasn’t David Tennant on the list? Of all the men in the movie he’s my choice
I must say, in my younger years Colin Farrell was the man to wank to, but now that I’m older, something about the adorably geeky Anton Yelchin gets me going like none other.
Colin Farrell is a major hottie to me… Hell, I have fantasies of him!! WOOF!!
He’s way too young for me normally, but I went for Chris because based on these pics, he seems like the only one who knows how to smile.
Colin is DISGUSTING. lol. Come on – look at those gross, slimy eyebrows: it’s the pathetic, “ooooh, I’m such a handsome movie star” look, but on him it’s just nasty. He’s getting older, scrubbier, dirtier, and more arrogant with each publicity stunt – including washed out, oversexed vampire fad movies. GRRRRR-OSS!
And not even a shirtless pic. At least then we could appreciate the hard work he’s put into his body.
why is david tennant not on this list? he’s by far sexier than anyone on the list.
Bite me, Colin, after I fuck the hell out of you…
In what messed up world did you decide that David Tennant shouldn’t be on this list?! Christ, he’s much sexier than any of these people.
OMGhim in that brown tweed suit makes me jizz my pants on episodes of Dr. Who
I agree, I would rock Colin’s world and he can then bite and turn me Vampire. I’ve seen his uncut cock fucking his ex black girlfriend on the Internet. Colin is a freak. I think, he would fuck with men too. LOL
Okay. We really needed David on this list. And I voted for Anton, I actually dislike Colon…er…Colin.
OT, both black raspberry ice cream and peppermint are awesome.
Colin Farrell is actually a pretty nice guy, (I’ve met him in passing a couple of times when I lived in Dublin). Ilunfortunately he comes off like a tool in his sex vid…as an actor I like him.
Anton though is also great, and I have a very Jamie Bell style crush on him…
Conundrum.
This one was tough. Colin is hella hot, but I’ve had a thing for Anton since Alpha Dog. And recently saw Chris on Chelsea Lately where he was charming. So, I voted for Anton.
So easy: COLIN, my lovely husband.
I’ll go for Chris. I just think he’s gorgeous. Colin Farrell has a “Meh” factor for me, and Anton Yelchin just doesn’t even cause movement at the station.
Went with my man, Colin. From the first time I saw him, I’ve been in lust. Many a fantasy had with him in mind. lol
is this a real question??
David Ten-Inch please.
in all honesty, id rather anton’s mom Toni Collete. but ill take Colin
That third pic of Colin is just gorgeous! And for the record, Stephen Geoffries, “Evil Ed” in the original, later came out and did porn. How about an update on where he is now?
David. Tennant.
Agreed! I’d settle for Colin though….
Too bad the movie flopped, too, since he was supposed to be the main star of the sequel.
none of the above!!!!! they are PATHETIC!!!!
Colin and Anton in that order…..love em
David Tennant
I never saw that video. Just how big is it?
Colin & Anton are my choices.
I think Colin Ferell is quite possibly the most attractive man i n the world
David Tennant really should be on here.
I saw a guy this weekend who resembles McLovin, but this guy was taller, muscular, and just way WAY sexy! So it kind of changed my view on McLovin… not saying he’s hot, but I wouldn’t turn him down given the chance!
I voted Anton but I wouldn’t refuse any of the three or better yet how about all three!
Chris is adorable in that 2nd pic but I’m going with Colin. I don’t give a damn about any tapes or rumors- the guy is going to be a hunk when he’s 60!
Anton I’m 6 years younger then him but I’m more of a Twink fan and i fell in love with him before fright night if Antibes looking for a nice shot of antons ass check out Charlie Bartlett on YouTube there’s a scene where he runs around high on Ritalin in his underwear