I’ve come to accept that Michael Cera will perpetually look like a thirteen year-old lesbian. And yet I’d still jump at the opportunity to hop in the sack with him. Oh, don’t look at me like it’s creepy! He was born in freakin’ 1988, which […]
Tag: Twink
Caption This: Beach Face
The guy in this picture has either: (a) just woken up from a nap, or (b) accidentally jizzed in his pants. We still haven’t figured out which option rings the truest, but it’s safe to say that he could benefit from a few silly captions. […]
Twink Tank: Jericho Miles
Adorable! When I first laid my eyes on Jericho Miles, that’s the first word that came to mind. He’s one of those cute boys who isn’t so cute that you view him as a nonsexual entity. In other words, he’d be even cuter if he were […]
Quickie: Colby Binford
Up-and-coming photographer Colby Binford also happens to be an up-and-coming model. I mean, let’s be real! If you were this beautiful, you’d take pictures of yourself too. And then you’d post them to the internet for pervs like me to masturbate to. Simple equation, eh? […]
Caption This: Picnic Table
Here’s a bare naked twink in the doggystyle position, resting on the top of a picnic table. What are you supposed to do with him? Well, get your mind out of the gutter, because it’s time to dish out your biggest, hardest and most taint-shattering… […]
Tucker Vaughn Gets A Taste Of Matthew Rush
If you’re an avid porn fan, you’ve probably seen Tucker Vaughn with at least nine other dicks up his butt. Even so, none of his scenes have even come close to his latest with Matthew Rush. This may have something to do with the fact […]
Twink Tank: Mikey Chapman
You’re either going to love Mikey Chapman or completely hate him. He’s no different from your average twink with a huge dick, but his haircut is sure to inspire a few “Dewitt, lay down the crackpipe” comments. That’s a price I’m willing to pay, provided […]
Twink Tank: Drew Parker (Part II)
Feel like you’re having a case of déjà vu? Well, don’t worry too much about it, because Drew Parker‘s already been featured in the Twink Tank series. For those who are wondering why we’ve brought him back, perhaps you should click through and see him with […]
Top or Bottom: The One Who Got Away
We promise that today’s contestant on Top or Bottom has a real name beyond “The One Who Got Away“. However, in the interest of protecting his identity from all you crazy-ass queens, he’s decided to go by this extremely mysterious alias. Oh, and did I […]
Everything Butt: Chris Porter
Every porn blogger we know seems to be obsessed with Chris Porter‘s ass, so it’s about time that we hopped on the bandwagon. Let’s start by talking about how much we’d like to throw this boy’s legs in the air and fuck the shit out […]