The guy in this picture has either: (a) just woken up from a nap, or (b) accidentally jizzed in his pants. We still haven’t figured out which option rings the truest, but it’s safe to say that he could benefit from a few silly captions. Or at least a blowjob or two, so he can stop making orgasm-faces in the middle of the beach…
We had a whole lot of submissions for last week’s contest, and we read every single one of ’em. In the end, we wound up choosing the very first one that made us laugh out loud. It kind of hurts because there were so many other great ones to choose from! Will you be next week’s winner? There’s only one way to find out…
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Congratulations, Duke!
damn! i cant believe i sharded in my new blue bathing suit!
This has nothing to do with adding a caption, just wanted to point out that the picture was taken in Pine Knoll Shores, NC between Ocean Terrace and The Whaler Inn. Who knew?!
DAMN, I thought it only shrunk when it was cold!
Ugh! I guess sand and a butt plug is not a good combo!
now do you understand why I wanted to bury you in the sand?
When they said there were crabs on the beach, I didn’t think it was those types of crabs!
*sigh* All this water and not a sailor in sight …
WTF? blink-182 was right: I got no dick!
Where is they Preparation H?
Who wants to see my lighthouse?
When Harry met Sammy.
Oh, my God. Shrinkage before I hit the ocean!
“Well, I can’t see anything up your shorts either!”
OOPS!!! I think I just went potty!!!!
all flat?! PHOTOSHOPPED!
Aww, he dropped his ice cream cone 🙁
Nothin’ like a Hott day on the beach!
OMG, someone wrapped me in a tablecloth while I was asleep
Some sort of creature has just crawled up my ass!
And you thought sand crabs were big…
How did i get sand in “THERE”
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Oh no! Where’s my shirt???
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Look, tan lines and sand!
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I dont care if its a nude beach. Im not losing my shorts
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Salty cracks and a sandy ass in shorts
he’s still kinda cute
Look Daddy… No Hands!
Something…
Strange…
Happening in my shorts…
Maybe it is just a sand flea?
It’s that new lube. SPF 20……….
The bottle said it would stay hard for up to 4 hours… It went soft after 20 minutes…
Oh yeah! Oh Yeah!! Mmmmmm…sand between my toes!….I need a cigarette
Wait; ‘Sex on the Beach’ is a DRINK!?
I didn’t think I cold swallow it all.
I knew I should have put sunscreen on my balls
they told me if i had sex on the beach I’d get crabs…I didn’t realize how big they’d be
“You wanna see my WHAT?”
Oops I did it again…..
My thighs..my thighs…my thighs are on fire
Is that a flounder in your pants or are you glad to see me.Yawn
“Okay wait a minute…last night I came out the the beach with six sailors and we were drinking…why does my butthole feel like this?”
Oh… God…YOU CAME IN MY EYE!!!!!!! You know Visine doesn’t get the red out for that.
I wanted something up my butt this vacation, but not a Sea Crab!
I sit on a towel…and I JIZZ. IN. MY. PANTS.
Who knew moles burrowed in the sand!?