Rumor has it that Canadian musician and actor Kyle Riabko will be appearing on the upcoming season of 90210. Why should you care about this? Because he’ll be boning tennis star Teddy Montgomery, as played by former nude model Trevor Donovan. Wait, should we have said […]
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This Week On True Blood: Marshall Allman’s Butt
So what was the highlight of last night’s episode of True Blood? I couldn’t really tell you, since I haven’t exactly watched the whole episode. However, these screen-caps indicate that Marshall Allman‘s butt made an appearance, and let it be known–Sam Merlotte‘s little brother has […]
The Big C: Not As Depressing As You’d Think
Getting diagnosed with terminal cancer. While it may not sound like the most exciting or uplifting premise for a television show, that didn’t stop Showtime from giving the green light to The Big C. The original series stars award-winning actress Laura Linney as a suburban […]
How About Some Pictures of Adrian Grenier’s Butt?
We’ve already established that you’re not all fans of Adrian Grenier from Entourage, but I’m not gonna lie–I’d still stuff my face in his hairy ass crack. Thankfully, the producers of the show have recognized my celebrity rimjob fantasy, and they’ve opted to help me […]
Secret Sex: Lieutenant Jim Dangle
No, I don’t want to have sex with Thomas Lennon. My heart belongs to his Lieutenant Jim Dangle, the character he plays on Reno 911. Every time I’m watching reruns of that show, I can’t help wondering what lies within those short-shorts. And the mustache? […]
Would You Hit That?: Jon Tenney
Given that it’s one of the most-watched summer television series, we can only assume that a few of you are watching The Closer. Before you chime in on what happened on last night’s episode, let’s take a moment to talk about actor Jon Tenney. On […]
Who Would You Rather?: Haven Edition
Are you watching SyFy‘s latest series Haven? Because maybe you should be. I’m not saying that because it’s actually any good. Would we even be able to make that declaration after only two episodes? However, we can say with absolutely no hesitation that the show […]
Ian Somerhalder Makes Me Want To Lick My Own Taint
We have no idea where these pictures of Ian Somerhalder came from, but they’re somehow sexier than that time he got completely naked. His eyes are looking particularly stunning in these shots. Is he wearing guy-liner or something? Because if so, he can get away […]
Someone’s Coming Out On 90210
Rumor has it that the upcoming season of 90210 will include a huge coming out storyline. According to Michael Ausiello of Entertainment Weekly, one of the three hunks above will reveal that he’s playing for his team. The options include: “Matt Lanter’s recovering rebel Liam, Michael Steger’s smart […]
Who Would You Rather?: Buffy Edition
Long before Robert Pattinson was refusing to stick his sparkly penis in Bella, there existed a teen vampire drama that didn’t make us want to fall asleep of boredom–Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Every week, viewers would tune in to catch the hilarious antics of the Scooby Gang, […]