It's been a long time since we've written about Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford. This probably has something to do with the fact that he hasn't done anything notable in the past couple of months. Then again, it's arguable that he's never done anything notable. […]
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Quickie: Benjamin Godfre
Happy trails make the world go round. Some folks will insist that you should wax that shit off, but I fully support rocking some hair down there. Seeing Benjamin Godfre gave me an instant boner, as my eyes immediately zoomed to the trail of fur leading […]
Twink Tank: Jayden Grey
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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Shorts
The past two iPhone Wars haven't been near close. In both cases, the winning contestant has had a lead of over twenty-percent against the runner-up. Hopefully, today's race will be a little more interesting than the last two. I can never guess how you guys […]
Let’s Watch Dixon Take A Bubble Bath
What's better than a hot boy in a tub? Well, yes, you're totally right that two hot boys in a tub would be better, but that's not the answer I was looking for. How would you feel about an extremely sexy country boy wearing a […]
Would You Hit That?: John Mayer
Most folks I know either love or hate John Mayer's music, but we're not here to talk about running through the halls of your high school or waiting for the world to change. Let's just cut straight to the point–do you think Mayer's body is […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Toothbrush Hotties
Clearly, multitasking can go beyond the workplace. These two sexy little bitches both decided to polish their pearly whites while simultaneously taking naughty self-portraits. While I dig that they're both into oral hygiene, I'd rather see these guys with something else long and slender in […]
He Could Spike Me Any Day
Um, how come nobody told me about all the eye candy in professional volleyball? I've been spending a large portion of this day imagining what it'd be like to get sweaty with this player. After looking at these shots of him from the San Francisco […]
Geek Out: Action Figures Are For Adults Too!
While I'm looking forward to pumpkin pies and slutty Halloween costumes, I'm a little sad that September is coming to an end. For every Friday of this month, I had a date with my
Geek Out: Get This Man Into My Bed Immediately
Hey guys, I think I found my new boyfriend. Okay, so I probably shouldn't send out our wedding invitations or anything, but he's totally going to do me in the butt. While I'd rather bend him over, I'm compromising because he's allegedly one-hundred percent top. […]