We like shoving things down your throat, you know? But today we'd like to try something new–shoving things in your ears. Oh, wipe that worried look off your face! We promise it won't hurt at all… because all we're doing is providing you a handful […]
Tag: Timbaland
Aural Only: Christina Aguilera
There's something wrong with Christina Aguilera's new single "Not Myself Tonight". As one of the most talented vocalists to emerge out of The Mickey Mouse Club, you have to wonder why she's wasting her time singing over a mediocre Timbaland beat (that isn't even an […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
If anyone says that Rihanna's biting off of Lady Gaga in her video for "Hard", I will seriously chop their balls off. That notion is as absurd as Timbaland's claims that Gaga stole his style. Ms. "Bad Romance" isn't the first female pop singer to […]
Album Review: Shock Value II by Timbaland
If Timbaland expects us to be "shocked" by the beats or big-name guests on his latest album, he's clearly fooling himself. The only thing shocking about Shock Value II is how epically terrible it is. There's nothing sadder than seeing a musical genius give up […]
Weekly Top Ten: Gaga Strikes Back
If Lady Gaga and Robbie Williams were gay men–and honestly they both come close enough–it's relatively clear that the two artists would be versatile. For several weeks on our Weekly Top Ten charts, they've been flipping back and forth between the number one spot. Last […]
On The Download: Annie, Timbaland & More!
For the past weeks, we've been bringing you some awesome free music in our newest feature On The Download. There are so many promotional remixes and tracks out there these days, that it'd be a shame if we didn't share a few of our favorites. […]
Weekly Top Ten: Lady Gaga’s Back On Top
For the past weeks, UK hottie Robbie Williams has been dominating the competition, but this time around the Weekly Top Ten has a brand new number one. Lady Gaga has stepped out of second place and taken over with her new single "Bad Romance". Despite my previous Wild Card […]
Aural Only: Timbaland
Remember the days when mega-producer Timbaland used to turn out groundbreaking beats? While he may still occasionally be able to channel his glory days, his most recent work seems to only be concerned with one thing–getting you to shake your damn ass. There are a […]
Aural Only: Shakira
This is just sad. To make up for the poor chart performance of "She Wolf" in the US, Shakira's label has thrown her on a track with both Lil Wayne and Timbaland. Haven't we learned a lesson from Madonna? No matter how hard you cross […]
Album Review: The Blueprint 3 by Jay-Z
Upon immediate reaction, it's blatantly clear that The Blueprint 3 is far from Jay-Z's best work. With that said, it's far from his worst, avoiding the many missteps and snore-inducing tracks of its preceding projects, American Gangster and Kingdom Come. The big question–is Mr. Carter spurting out all this […]