There's something wrong with Christina Aguilera's new single "Not Myself Tonight". As one of the most talented vocalists to emerge out of The Mickey Mouse Club, you have to wonder why she's wasting her time singing over a mediocre Timbaland beat (that isn't even an actual Timbaland beat) and panting all over the place like her former rival Britney Spears. The first couple of listens will leave you saying, "Girl, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"
And then you hear it a few more times. By the fourth time it reaches your ears, you'll be lip-synching along, touching yourself suggestively and not giving a fuck if someone catches you in the process. It unleashes the inner wolf that Shakira touched upon in "She Wolf", except it does it even better. Try not to listen to this at work, because it may result in you rubbing your nipples or attempting to finger-bang the person in the cubicle next to you. Not that I would know or anything…
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