Confession: I’ve never seen anything GuysInSweatpants.com ever produced. Which is weird, because I find their premise infinitely appealing. I like sweatpants, and guys, and dickprints and watching dudes get naked and do sex stuff all over each other. I guess there’s gotta be a first […]
A beefy blond dude sits outdoors in a pair of sweatpants, clutching a cold brew in his left hand and resting his buddy’s uncut cock on his right palm. After spotting this image on Tumblr, I felt inspired to take our running Caption This contest […]
What can I tell you about this man? He’s an athletic, 30 year-old top from London who describes himself as “masculine”. That’s pretty much all I can tell you about this man. He goes by the name “JJakey” on Manhunt, and if you head over […]
Everyone who’s anyone knows that Friday is the perfect day for a mustache ride, so allow me to introduce you to (or reacquaint you with) this February 1989 shoot of Garrisson Habsburg and his legendary taint tickler. This fuzzy fellow did a few nude spreads […]
Robbie Rogers is an openly gay pro soccer player and media darling. Greg Berlanti is a very successful television creator and shockingly good-looking for a guy who works behind the scenes. They have joined forces as a couple who likes to dress up in police […]
Ugh, David Beckham is so fug. It’s like Mask 2013. Why does H&M keep foisting his ugly ass on us? And now that his soccer career is over and he’s focusing on modeling, his grossness is going to be oozing over every billboard in in […]
Check out some scruffy new Tomas Skoloudik pics. Unfortch, he’s not showing off his cock like he did in these ones. But any Skoloudik is good Skoloudik. Perhaps you can help us out with something. Are those…sweater pants(?) in Photo #2? The fuck? What is […]
You take your life in your hands when you stroll into an Abercrombie & Fitch store. They keep their stores so fucking dark you can’t see your hand in front of your face! You could trip over a bi-curious high school wrestler retail jockey and […]
No, we are not talking about competing ginges with hairy asses or dudes who just got spanked. This week’s competition is between guys wearing red bottoms, whether they be briefs, shorts or sweatpants. Yes, it’s a flimsy excuse for an iPhone war, but it’s also […]
With his perky butt pointing toward the camera, a naked man goes shopping at his local department store. Does he actually plan on wearing the pants he purchases? We’ll let you fill in the blanks! Either way, this silver fox is the subject of today’s […]
