Confession: I’ve never seen anything GuysInSweatpants.com ever produced.

Which is weird, because I find their premise infinitely appealing. I like sweatpants, and guys, and dickprints and watching dudes get naked and do sex stuff all over each other.

I guess there’s gotta be a first time for everything, and this scene, featuring Max and Dillion (are they regulars? Guest stars? Who knows! I’ve never seen this show before! Spoilers!), was a great introduction for me.

Let’s talk about Max. It’s gonna be a short conversation, because what I know about him is basically his name and that he’s super cute to watch get fucked, and sort of cruel when he’s the one doing the fucking. But oh so adorable:

Woof.

And then Dillion, who I also don’t know, but would also really LIKE to know, well… damn. I’m convinced you can tell how authentic a performer someone is gonna be by their first blowjob face in a scene. And I don’t know if Dillion just knows how to give it up for the camera, or if they had some real chemistry, but THIS is the fucking sequence of faces you should be aiming for every single time you suck some dick:

Plus also, woof:

I like that GISP posts really long teasers for their scenes and you really get a feel for how these dudes perform and engage with each other:

I honestly totally love this. And I’m really liking Guys In Sweatpants. I’m gonna email them and see if I can talk my way into a membership, because based on Max and Dillon up there, I could stroke to this. Here’s the rest of these super hot promo pics: