Spandex is a privilege, not a right. Some people should keep their compression shorts under wraps, other dudes should only be ALLOWED to wear those full suits that drunk guys wear to sporting events now. These five guys have earned that privilege. Which one of […]
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Who Would You Rather?: Superman
You might want to retreat to your Fortress of Solitude for this one, because it’s going to be tough. Like Bizarro’s face! Last week, we posted some pics of the new Superman, Henry Cavill, on the set of The Man of Steel. Despite his missing […]
Random Question: Are Contact Sports Hotter Than Porn?
If you care about burly, sweaty men tackling each other in allegedly non-sexual ways, September’s a good month for you! The Rugby World Cup starts on the 8th, with hosts New Zealand taking on the giant men of Tonga. Now that rugby’s kind of a […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: San Diego Comic-Con 2011!
One of the biggest yearly pop culture gatherings is the San Diego Comic-Con, which took place last weekend. Celebrities from every kind of media gather to sell their upcoming wares to the adoring public. And there are super-heroes galore! Comic fans aren’t the overweight, mom’s […]
Quickie: Andrew Garfield
Normally our “Quickie” is reserved for pics of some gorgeous model. But when one of the hottest up-and-coming actors has photos of himself in a skintight bodysuit released, you kind of have to buck the trend. Andrew Garfield is the new Spider-Man. He’s a lot […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Fabian Hambüchen
Sie benötigen einen Spotter, Fabian? Ich habe nichts dagegen meine Erektion. Es hat absolut nichts mit dir zu tun. Ich schwöre es. Any of our Germanic readers will have to forgive me, that was created entirely in Google Translator and is probably all sorts of […]
Personal Trainwreck: Working Out Is Gay
Why can’t the personal trainers at MY gym wear compression shorts without something over them and mime jacking off in front of me with a shakeweight? In “Personal Trainwreck: Premature,” a personal trainer’s client “finishes” early much to his oddly enthusiastic trainer’s dismay. Your relationship […]
Would You Hit That?: Prince Harry (“Obviously.” Edition)
It was that time when we feverishly search around the Interwebz for someone to subject you readers to for today’s “Would You Hit That?”. We usually run with someone who’s not traditionally fuckable but might do it for some people. We were toying with the […]
Woof Alert: Harry Chesterton
Sometimes you just want a cub in a singlet named Harry Chesterton to thrust his spandexed asscheeks at you with a sexy smirk in photos by Marlen Boro. There’s a certain protocol you should follow here to get the pre-cum (yours AND his) a’flowin’. First […]
“Tough Enough” Wrestler Luke Robinson Has Prior Experience
As we’ve established previously, wrestling is seriously sexy. The USA Network’s Tough Enough is a reality show in which some hot wrestling hopefuls vie to become the next WWE superstar. Sexy contender Luke Robinson has made it to the final three. This is because he’s […]