MEXICO, THE FEDERAL DISTRICT – A 22 year-old personal trainer with a 7.5″ uncut penis was recently spotted giving people boners on the internet. He appeared on a dating website called Manhunt.net showcasing his six pack abdominal muscles and otherwise enviable physique. Our sources have […]
Have you kept up on the Seven Days of Loads challenge? Over the weekend, I demanded that you bust a nut every day this week up until Friday. While you should be on load number three tonight, I’m willing to forgive you if you work […]
“Ian Goes To Heaven” is a terrible name for a gay porn scene, because it makes it sound like there was a tragic accident on set that resulted in the untimely demise of power bottom twink Ian Levine. Alas, I’m not going to hold that against […]
Two muscular, impossibly gorgeous men roll around a wheelbarrow full of rocks. They’re both wearing nothing but work boots, with their junk strategically blocked by a tool belt and one of those aforementioned rocks. They look very happy about whatever they’re doing, and for whatever […]
We’re two days into our Seven Days of Loads celebration, and if you’re just joining us now, there’s no reason you can’t join in a day late (as long as you cum twice tonight to make up for it). The basic gist is that I’ve […]
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away—also known as this blog in 2011—we wrote about shaggy-haired, Brazilian model Franklin David. We neglected to add him to The Ten or follow his career beyond that, which is a shame, because I think he’s […]
From now until this Friday, you’re going to bust a nut every single night. This isn’t a request. This isn’t a prediction. It’s a demand. I don’t care if you do it alone or do it with company. I don’t care if you do it […]
As someone who barely has any right to call himself “versatile”, I have massive amounts of respect for anyone who can handle Tim Kruger‘s cock. Newcomer Gabriel Vanderloo is the latest man to take on this challenge, and after watching the trailer for his scene […]
Prepare yourself for bad news! The Ten you knew and loved is crumbling before your eyes. Current champion Paul Wagner only has one week left on the countdown. Hairy muscle dude Saul Harris will be retired from the poll, while fellow favorites Alex Minsky, Greg […]
That might seem like a sensationalist title to you, but the numbers don’t lie! Known felon Sebastian Young brought in more traffic than any other post this past week, proving that most of you are willing to overlook gay porn gossip (or, well, FACTS) to […]
