There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
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HELP! My Dick Is Blogging About Andrew Elliot Foot Fetish Porn.
Hi everyone! It is your favorite penis in the whole world, Dewitt’s Dick! I am here today because a model from the best scene in Cocky Boys history, Andrew Elliott, has branched out to do foot fetish porn. If you are curious to know the amount of […]
Twink Tank: Jack Harrer
I’m downright baffled that it’s taken me this long to notice Bel Ami‘s Jack Harrer. I mean, it’s not as if we haven’t written about him before! It’s not as if I’ve never seen him before! I suppose that, up until now, he just blended in […]
Twink Tank: Tristan Sterling (Again)
Tristan Sterling could appear in a hardcore gay porn scene with Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Jordan, and I’d still be most excited to see him naked. Everything about this goes against the way my dick’s wired. You know me! I tend to gravitate towards hairier, […]
Twink Tank: Alex Waters
Alex Waters looks like he stepped out of a 1990s twink porno. This may sound like an insult, but we mean it in the best way possible! He’s like the living embodiment of our Flashback Friday series, taking us back to an era where hairless, […]
Random Question: Where Should He Cum?
I’ve been slacking off on the Random Question series, mostly because I haven’t been able to think of any, er, random questions. That said, it’s a fun feature that’s occasionally been known to spark a few good discussions, and it’d be a shame to forget […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Mico
Do you find yourself drawn to scruffy, well-endowed hipster types with shaggy hair? Then allow us to introduce you to Mico, the poster-child for Chaos Men‘s “Monster Cock Week”. He’s perfect in that totally imperfect way. While that may not make much sense to some […]
Flashback Friday: Mike Davis
This is going to sound weird, but doesn’t Mike Davis look a bit like Conner Habib below the waist? While their physiques may not be absolutely identical, they have very similar chest-hair patterns. I’ve sat here for the past ten minutes comparing pictures of Mike […]
On The Hunt: Dustin & Cody
For this week’s update, we have another hot video from our trip to Vegas with two new amateurs. Dustin is a 19 year-old party boy from LA with a sexy bad boy look going on, but he’s a total sweetheart in person. Cody was instantly […]
Hot or Not: Long Hair
It’s relatively obvious how most of you will answer this question, but let’s just put it out there and see if you prove us wrong… If a guy has hair that’s long enough to tie in a ponytail, would you sleep with him? Let’s pretend […]