The Amateur Hour: I Don’t Know About You, But He’s Feeling 22 (And, Also, He’s Riding A Dildo)

We were going to write about Taylor Swift‘s new single “22” this morning, but we stopped ourselves for the following reasons—1) This song is just as catchy yet far less annoying, 2) We might actually be Team Harry Styles in this situation, and 3) It made more […]

Who The Hell Is This Beautiful, Beautiful Boy? (And Other Very Important Questions)

HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were tweeted at me by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of Fleshbot. I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him. What’s his name? Does he have a […]