Hypothetical scenario! A guy you met on Manhunt answers the door in a suit and tie. He explains that he just came from a job interview and didn’t have time to change, then grabs you by the waist and starts kissing your neck. You’re stripped […]
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iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces, A-Z
Oops! We guess we skipped a week of iPhone Wars? To make up for it, we’re bringing back a theme we haven’t tackled in the series since June 2012. Twenty-six fine men will compete against one another in a “Battle of The Goofy Faces“, which […]
Twink Tank: Anderson Lovell & Wesley Crow
Fresh off his wrestling match with Colton Long, floppy-haired twink Anderson Lovell has moved on to another sensual yet sleazy encounter. This time, he’s fucking slim bottom boy Wesley Crow, who’s so horned up that he can hardly wait to get Anderson’s pants off. (Just wait until […]
The Amateur Hour: I Don’t Know About You, But He’s Feeling 22 (And, Also, He’s Riding A Dildo)
We were going to write about Taylor Swift‘s new single “22” this morning, but we stopped ourselves for the following reasons—1) This song is just as catchy yet far less annoying, 2) We might actually be Team Harry Styles in this situation, and 3) It made more […]
Twink Tank: Ian Levine
Did Ian Levine escape from the secret farm where Bel Ami breeds their flock of impossibly beautiful young men? At 5’8″ and 125 pounds with blond hair, blue eyes and a very healthy appetite for cock, this 18 year-old fellow is every twink lover’s dream come […]
Cody Belew: “Purple Rain” (Prince Cover)
“Is Cody Belew gay?” brings up a ton of results on Google, but I’m not really concerned with the answer to that question. He was one of few good things to emerge from the third season of The Voice, and it doesn’t matter to me if […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Happy Trails, A-Z (Part III)
When I wasn’t too busy laughing at fake celebrity nudes (or dragging this one into my spank bank for later tonight), I somehow managed to gather twenty-six pics of hot guys with fuzz on their tummies. Yup! It’s time for another supremely competitive round of […]
BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber’s Gaping Boy Cunt
This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
Twink Tank: Tripp Tucker
“Don’t, like, electrocute my balls or anything.” Slim redhead Tripp Tucker is down for whatever. Tie him down to the bed or invite a few friends over, while you slide your equipment into his well-lubed, smooth young hole… But whatever you do? Don’t electrocute his […]
Who The Hell Is This Beautiful, Beautiful Boy? (And Other Very Important Questions)
HELP! Exactly one week ago, these pictures of a ridiculously pretty, well-endowed twink were tweeted at me by fellow masturbation enabler and butt-sex enthusiast Bradford Matthews of Fleshbot. I’m now in a place where I need to know everything about him. What’s his name? Does he have a […]