Yes, all four of them. I want to bang every single member of Coldplay, even though I can’t stand listening to their music. This never occurred to me until a shirtless picture of bassist Guy Berryman (as seen above) started making the rounds yesterday afternoon. […]
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The Ten: Nick McGough Cock-Slapped Everyone
Do you hear that sound? That was Nick McGough putting his big fat dick to work, as he thwacks his fellow competitors on The Ten. For the third week in a row, the dancer, actor and model claimed the top spot on our weekly countdown […]
Popular Demand: Maverick Men, Joey Lawrence & More!
We never imagined a headline for this blog would ever include both the Maverick Men and Joey Lawrence‘s names, but that’s the case in today’s installment of Popular Demand! Yet again, we’ve rounded up a handful of the past week’s best posts, all so you […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Joe Manganiello
Did he come down in a flying saucer from the Planet of the Impossibly Hot Guys? Holy shite, I wouldn’t even notice the assholes tossing their cigarette butts in the sand at the next blanket over, or that droopy 75-year-old in the Speedo if he […]
Secret Sex: Greg Bennett
The one time I tried to watch one of the Real Housewives series, I experienced an acute level of physical discomfort. Now, I’m not one to pretend I’m above ridiculous reality TV shows. For cock’s sake! I thought Hair Battle Spectacular and Dance Moms were […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: One Life To Live’s Ford Brothers
It’s unfathomable as to why soap operas are disappearing from the pop culture landscape. They hire extreme eye candy to portray their campy characters and everyone owns a DVR now! These are the Ford brothers from One Life To Live. They’re not long for this […]
Quickie: Stuart Reardon
There was a brief moment where I hesitated about posting Stuart Reardon as today’s Quickie. Why? Because I was worried the anti-tattoo mafia would swoop down and whack me with their harsh words. Eventually, it occurred to me that I shouldn’t really give a fuck, […]
Quickie: Dolvett Quince
The new trainers on The Biggest Loser are absurdly hot. Don’t get me wrong! I miss Jillian Michaels as much as the next reality TV junkie, and I would have gladly let her do me hard with her strap-on… But let’s be entirely real—she isn’t […]
Anderson Cooper Gets A Spray Tan… With Snooki?
Do we really have to say anything else when Anderson Cooper takes off his clothes? The ultimate silver fox stripped down for a spray-tan on his new daytime talk show Anderson, accompanied by none other than… um, Snooki from Jersey Shore. Yeah, we don’t understand this […]
Hot Guy From Katy Perry Video Is Still Hot
You may remember male model Josh Kloss from his appearance in Katy Perry‘s “Teenage Dream” music video. Yes? No? Either way, we’re half-convinced the song only became a number one hit due to the presence of his abs. But that’s a story for a whole […]