My morning train ride doesn’t usually involve a raging hard-on. But today was different from the other days. While I was minding my business and scribbling in my notepad, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. It just so happened to be […]
Tag: Sexy
Thomas Jane Isn’t Very Hung
It’s about time someone asked Thomas Jane about his penis. After all, the actor is the star of HBO’s Hung, on which he plays the role of a well-endowed male escort. I know journalists are supposed to be professional and all, but hasn’t anyone been […]
Is Hockey Player Paul Bissonnette Gay?
No, Phoenix Coyotes player Paul Bissonnette is unfortunately not gay. At least that's what the NHL star's saying after rumors began circulating that he might be playing for our team. He allegedly got drunk and touchy-feely with a few ladies at a party, telling them […]
US Soldiers Use The Power of Ke$ha For Good
We're always down for half-naked military men dancing to pop tunes. Most recently, a few soldiers in Afghanistan unleashed
The Ten: Kris Allen Can’t Be Stopped
For the third week in a row, American Idol winner Kris Allen has topped our weekly countdown of the hottest men on the planet. But don't blame us if you're unhappy with this development! Whether you like it or not, you're the ones who voted […]
You Don’t Know Jack (But You Really Should)
Have you ever been with someone who fucks like a jackhammer? Yeah, me too. It's hard to forget the sound of a hot top's balls slapping against your ass, or the "hurts so good" feeling of him driving his cock into you like you're a […]
Celebrities Get Naked For UK Cosmopolitan
Stephen Baldwin, Jesse Metcalfe, Nigel Barker, Craig David, Danny Young, Adam Garcia and Ugo Monye. This may seem like a random list of celebrities, but it's actually a random list of celebrities who got naked for UK Cosmopolitan's June 2010 "Naked Centerfolds Special". The issue […]
Quickie: Brandon Espy
Hold onto your Rice Krispies, boys! You won't think of the cereal the same way after seeing photographer Tarrice Love's photo shoot with model Brandon Espy. Snap and Crackle can go give Count Chocula a rimjob for all we're concerned. These images are all about […]
True Blood Gets Some New Blood
The producers of True Blood are really going out of their way to give us a boner. As if the additions of Kevin Alejandro to the cast weren't enough, they've now confirmed that 90210 hottie Michael Steger will make an appearance in an upcoming episode. And did I […]
Aural Only: Robin Thicke
If I made a list of people I'd like to have sex with in the morning, R&B singer Robin Thicke would probably be close to the top. His last music video

