What’s better than one scrumptious, fuckable ass? Multiply by three, and you’ll have your answer. We were having trouble choosing from the men above for our Everything Butt series. After a careful amount of consideration, we decided to say “fuck it” and post them all. […]
Tag: scruffy
Android Wars: A Departure From The Usual
It’s important for us to recognize there are other options beyond the iPhone, so welcome to our very first edition of Android Wars. Although the name would imply otherwise, this isn’t some epic science fiction battle. This will merely act as an alternative to our […]
Quickie: Mihir Raut
If you’re not immediately drawn in by Mihir Raut‘s smile, then you might want to head to your doctor’s office and make sure you still have a heart. There’s an immediate and undeniable warmth to this guy’s presence. He’s the perfect combination of sexy and […]
Wait, Didn’t This Guy Date Miley Cyrus?
Hold the fucking phone. We hate to admit this, but it’s quite possible that we’re more interested in Miley Cyrus‘ sloppy seconds than Madonna‘s! Some of you may remember Justin Gaston as the underwear model who dated the “Party In The U.S.A.” singer. But you […]
Quickie: Zeya Khan
There aren’t nearly enough pictures of Zeya Khan with his clothes off. The same could be said for pictures of him with his clothes on. No matter how you phrase it, this all comes down to one thing–we want to have oodles of sex with […]
Woof Alert: Trace Michaels
Unless he’s been performing under a different name, we’re pretty sure Trace Michaels is new to the porn industry. Currently, he can be seen on Men Over 30 and Bait Bus, but we’ve been told that he filmed a scene with Matthew Rush for Raging […]
Would You Hit That?: Malachi Marx
We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
This Isn’t Narcissistic In The Least Bit
The official title of Ricky Martin‘s upcoming autobiography? Me. The picture that appears on the front cover? A giant close-up of the “Livin’ La Vida Loca” singer’s face. His scruffy, yet undeniably beautiful face. Perhaps we should take a moment to discuss this… We can’t […]
Quickie: Thaddaeus Paull
There are some guys that you just want to take home to your mother. Mostly so you can brag to your mother that you’re dating an extraordinarily beautiful man. Thaddaeus Paull would definitely fall into that category. He’s no muscle god by any means, but […]
Quickie: Ziv
Does anyone have an extra plane ticket to Los Angeles? While I’ve never ventured to that side of the coast, I’d like to plan a trip so I can stalk casually bump into Ziv. And perhaps during this brief and random collision, his dick would “casually” […]