In this era of every Stephen King story ever headed into adaptation, part of that is remakes of movies that have already been produced from his work. Team Blumhouse is cooking up a fresh take on Firestarter and have Zac Efron attached to play the pyrokinetic young […]
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Trailer Trash: Fright Night
Sexy ass Colin Farrell is playing the vampire in the….three guesses what kind of movie it is…remake of 1985’s Fright Night. Colin is so hot that I could probably deal with a remake of Transformers if he was swaggering around in it with the brooding […]
Who Would You Rather?: Hawaii Five-0 Edition (Part II)
Several of you were disappointed with last week‘s Hawaii Five-0 edition of Who Would You Rather, given the glaring omission of Daniel Dae Kim. We meant absolutely no harm by leaving him off the poll, so it only seemed fair to place him against the […]
NYC’s The Noice Waves Bi To Lady Gaga’s “Paparazzi.”
We’re not sure exactly what The Noice NYC is. Their website is minimal, to put it mildly, and they only have one video uploaded to YouTube. But they (he/she/it?) have created a very slick remake of Gaga’s “Paparazzi” video. Isn’t that track kinda beat by […]
Who Would You Rather?: A-Team Edition
You may have heard that a revamp of ’80s television show The A-Team opens in theaters this weekend. You may have even bitched and moaned about how this was the most unnecessary piece of crap that Hollywood could ever come up with. But have you decided which […]
The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Actually Might Not Suck
I probably shouldn't say this, but I've never been a big fan of Michael Bay's directorial efforts. You couldn't pay me to sit through Armageddon a second time, and the only reason I'm going to see Transformers is to dream about jizzing on Shia LeBeouf's […]
Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgley In The Stepfather
Gossip Girl star Penn Badgley is doing your stepfather! Er, we mean he's going to mumble his way through a remake of the 1987 film The Stepfather. It comes out on October 16th, the
Alonzo Lerone Does Shakira (Not In The Biblical Sense)
Alonzo Lerone's Shakira video parody has people asking, "Is 'She Wolf' the new 'Single Ladies'?" The answer to that question: probably not, because most people don't even have closets big enough to gyrate in. With that said, Lerone's interpretation of the soon-to-be the original. – Dewitt
Things The World Doesn’t Need
Look, I love singing nuns as much as the next guy, but what the hell are these rumors about Beyonce Knowles starring in a film adaptation of the Sister Act musical? If your jaw isn't already on the floor, get this–apparently Meryl Streep could be […]
Chace Crawford Is The New Kevin Bacon
After Zac Efron turned down the role, Chace Crawford was considered for the lead role in an upcoming Footloose remake. Now it's officially confirmed that Chacey will be playing the part of Ren McCormack in the flick. Hopefully they'll hire the same costume designer that he […]