He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
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Must Read: I Am Not Myself These Days
Looking for a great summer read? Look no further. Apparently, you can’t get to a farm in upstate New York without meeting lots of colorful characters (and goldfish) along the way. You may not have heard the title but you probably know the author. Josh […]
When Hot Guys Are Dicks: Jeff From “Big Brother”
It’s like finding a hair in your piece of birthday cake. Oftimes the wrapper is in no way related to what’s in the package. We all know this. It just sucks when faced with a perfect example. Take Jeff from CBS’ Big Brother. He’s a […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: The Bachelorette
The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are two highly rated (and highly annoying) reality shows that unfortunately everyone watches (and every Joss Whedon show ever gets canceled, there’s no justice). This season featured an interesting twist in that one of the contestants, Bentley, claimed he actively […]
Jake Gyllenhaal And Bear Grylls Huddling Together For Warmth
Is anyone else excited for this episode of Man Vs. Wild? Survivor type Bear Grylls took terribly hot actor Jake Gyllenhaal along with him to the Icelandic wilderness for his season premiere. According to the press release: For two days, Bear and Jake embark on […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Nick Starcevic
Word is that big sexy lug Nick Starcevic was on a season of Big Brother. That show is hella annoying (except when the dudes walk around naked and the screencaps get posted), so that fact matters very little to me. What DOES matter is that […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: The Real Househusbands Of New Jersey
Bravo’s Real Housewives Of… reality television brand has the whole “vapid, shrieking, egomaniacal leather-faced women screaming and punching each other” genre on lock. You can watch maybe five minutes of any of these shows before getting an intense migraine and wondering if humanity should just […]
Would You Hit That?: Kody Brown Of “Sister Wives”
Sister Wives is a show on TLC about polygamist and mullet enthusiast Kody Brown, his four wives, and sixteen children. Kody must be pretty fucking tired, huh? Whether it’s a religious thing or he’s just a woman collector, that’s putting yourself in a CRAZY situation. […]
Geordie Shore: Because England Has Cheesy People, Too
Nice bodies, but looking a little rough up top. Too many pints down the pub combined with a tanning bed addiction! Jersey Shore wasn’t enough reason to pull the plug on humanity, so MTV decided to really push it by giving a show to their […]
“Tough Enough” Wrestler Luke Robinson Has Prior Experience
As we’ve established previously, wrestling is seriously sexy. The USA Network’s Tough Enough is a reality show in which some hot wrestling hopefuls vie to become the next WWE superstar. Sexy contender Luke Robinson has made it to the final three. This is because he’s […]