Fuck, Marry, Block: The Bachelorette

The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are two highly rated (and highly annoying) reality shows that unfortunately everyone watches (and every Joss Whedon show ever gets canceled, there’s no justice). This season featured an interesting twist in that one of the contestants, Bentley, claimed he actively hated Bachelorette Ashley. His attempts to seduce her were just a cruel joke thought up by the producers and he sent her into an emotional meltdown when he skedaddled and then tracked her down in Hong Kong just to tell her he still didn’t like her ass. But who cares? You go on a show like this, you better prep for heartache and pain!

What’s more important here is that we’re going to play “Fuck, Marry, Block” with Evil Bentley and two of the remaining contests – Ames and Ben F. If it was your choice, who would you fuck, who would you marry, and who would you block from your Manhunt profile?

– J. Harvey

For pics of our contestants, Follow the JUMP:

Bentley

Ames

Ben F.

11 thoughts on “Fuck, Marry, Block: The Bachelorette

  1. fuck and marry Ben. Block Ames.   fuck Bentley until he passes out and leave him for dead (and then block him).

  2. I hate to admit I even watch this disgusting show with that wimpering female idiot, but Ashley sent the two cutest guys packing…Mickey and Ryan…and seems to be attracted to tall grease balls with long, dirty-looking hair who are not all that hot, particularly Bentley, Constantine, and Ben.  However, the “spoilers” for the show claim she winds up engaged to J.P., who at least is the hottest of the remaining four.

  3. @JimmyT Dude you gotta give a spoiler alert first! Fortunately I don’t care enough about these shows beyond the eye candy.
    Fuck Bentley…after he wakes up from Skiguy60657′ s plowing so he can shove his cock into Bentley’s mouth while I go to town on his ass. “No speaking pretty boy.”
    Marry Ames and Block Ben….oh who am I kidding? Ben can guest star in Bentley’s Gang Bang coming to DVD this fall

  4. Sorry, guys.  I didn’t think I could “ruin” anything that’s already so unbelievably horrible, and that J.P. news has been out there so long, I figured anyone who watches this crap, me included, already knew.  My sincere apologies.

  5. another example of BAD american TV…reality TV?…bull shit!…this and most of the junk on TV sucks…best reason to turn it off and get a life…i did n dont watch any of this crap…

  6. Fuck Ben, Marry Ames, Block Bentley. I don’t care what anyone says Ames is so adorable and charming and educated and classy and yummy!

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