If I had $100 for every self-proclaimed “straight” man who ever fucked my throat, sucked my cock, gave up his ass or pounded my hole… Well, I’m honestly not sure how much money I’d have! My assumption is that it’d be somewhere around $12,000, but […]
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Flipping Out: Rick Lautner & Jean-Daniel Chagall
Who do I want to fuck more—blond beauty Rick Lautner or dark-haired cutie Jean-Daniel Chagall? When I consulted my dick and realized it was impossible to answer this question, I realized this potential Twink Tank post would find a better home in our Flipping Out […]
Everything Butt: Spencer’s Fuzzy Muscle Cheeks
“I’m half Puerto Rican, half Irish, hence the thunder thighs and the big ass,” Spencer explains in the trailer for his Sean Cody debut. With this in mind, I found myself wishing I could write a letter to his parents to thank them for his […]
If You Like Muscle Jock Beefiness, Then You NEED To Meet Bruiser.
Bruiser is huge! Actually, I have no idea how tall he is or how much he weighs, but he looks like a really big dude who could throw me around in the bedroom (or throw me across a bar after I drunkenly grope his butt […]
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues, Remains Absolutely Ridiculous
Well, we already spoiled the ending for you, but here’s the continuation of UK Naked Men‘s utterly bonkers gay porn series 12 Fucks And A Funeral. The first episode kicked things off with Riley Tess and Matt Brookes mourning their dear friend JP Dubois by […]
Joe Gage’s “Dad Gets Into Trouble” Tackles More Taboos, Solidifies Allen Silver’s Status As Gay Porn’s Ultimate Silver Daddy.
How do you get more taboo than a father fucking his own son? The power team of Joe Gage and Allen Silver do their best in Dad Gets Into Trouble, the third installment of the extremely popular series that began with Dad Takes A Fishing […]
Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Dario Beck
You’ll notice that the majority of this year’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts have placed extra emphasis on the “do me” part, as we abandon the “bigger is better” mantra to focus on men of varying length, girth and shape who just seem like they’d be […]
Bi The Way: Czech Hunter Brings In A Lady (And, Duh, A Big Dick Too)
Finally! Our oft-neglected (but surprisingly popular) Bi The Way series can excel beyond entirely heterosexual Vinny Castillo scenes and dumb teasers about Cody Cummings. The good folks at Czech Hunter have brought us some actual bisexual action, in which a young twink eats pussy, sucks […]
Three’s Company: Derek Parker Does Double-Penetration With Paul Stack & Timo Swift
For someone with such a shitty memory, it’s strange that I can recall that Derek Parker had never been double-penetrated on (or off) camera before working with Dirty Tony. The tattooed, muscular gay porn star revealed this in an Oral Only scene from a few […]











