If I had $100 for every self-proclaimed “straight” man who ever fucked my throat, sucked my cock, gave up his ass or pounded my hole… Well, I’m honestly not sure how much money I’d have! My assumption is that it’d be somewhere around $12,000, but it could be a little (or a lot) more than that.
What? Don’t look at me like I’m some huge slut! (As if that would be a bad thing!) It’s not entirely impossible that, over the past ten years, I’ve fooled around with a new straight guy every month. In fact, I’m pretty sure there are a few months throughout that time period when I slept with two or three every week. You do the math. It probably wouldn’t be enough money to pay for a year of college tuition at a fancy university, but it’d be equivalent to a mediocre game of Jeopardy.
Maybe I’m underestimating myself! I could be a millionaire if someone made this deal with me. That would mean that I’d have to bed over 10,000 straight guys, which sounds like a whole lot, but there’s the very real possibility that I’m forgetting how slutty I was in my college years. I mean, really! I was a huge slut.
In conclusion, this is a scene where Joe Parker bets Riley Banks $100 that he can’t get Jimmy Johnson to go home with him. And while I certainly don’t want to spoil any of the huge surprises coming ahead, let’s just say that he wins the bet and winds up with a dick up his butt.
– Dewitt
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Dewitt !!Are you a tranny? Because this “straight” thing is totally unheard of where I live, so I assume you must be a tranny to get all this “straight” attention.
UNLESS it’s another twist in the ‘murican bro mentality that forces people to pretend they are straight without realizing how counter-performative it is to announce it on a gay cruising site, or to someone they’re gonna have intercourse with…
As for the illustration: Isn’t there a threshold of boredom a porn actor shouldn’t exceed to be allowed to do another scene? Jimmy Johnson is well past it…The cheeky smile ain’t cutting it, just please retire.
I would be broke Dewitt because only sub-bottoms approach me that like a Masculine guy the rest I would like to meet avoid me! LOL
god i love how slutty you are, dewitt. i think we’ve made about the same bank. now the real question is, how many of those straight men have you actually gotten that $100 from lol
Dewitt is a fantastically handsome man and can get all the dick and ass he wants (mine included should we meet in reality). These are young men fully exploring sex. If there were a tree with a tight hole, most dudes would fuck it. Sexuality is far more fluid than most are willing to admit. They can still legitimately call themselves straight if there’s no romantic feelings I think.
If I had $100 for every “straight” guy I’ve been with…. I’d have $0. Now if I had that for every gay guy, THEN i wouldn’t need to worry about moving costs 😛
Hmm, I’m no tranny and I probably get straight cock 1-2 times a month. Don’t know where you live that there aren’t straight-but-curious guys, but I’d suggest moving. 😉
If you are not paying him he is at the very least a bit of a fag…no?!
It seems really ridiculous to me to call yourself “straight” after you’ve willingly had sex with a man!! Experimenting with sexuality… Or being ashamed maybe? People like that who have a very SLIGHT attraction for men are at least called “bicurious” last I heard.
I wouldn’t be able to keep a straight face looking at a dude who tells me he’s straight while I’m drilling his ass…Come to think of it it has already happened but the guy was muslim so he had a really complicated mentality…He was terrified of cum ( including his own) for instance, even though we fucked with condoms. He had probably the most intense anal orgasm I ve ever seen it was really cute 🙂
Well I think if you were really str8 you wouldn’t want to get with a guy..trying it out fine…coming back for more um they are gay…im gay and don’t want to have anything to do with girls drunk or sober…might make out with a girl when drunk to show them gay g uys kiss better lol..but that is it…hence “gay for pay” hot fantasy yes do I really believe that NO
Sweetheart…I’m NOT straight. See the name? 😉
As for the straight guys…I don’t care what they call themselves. You want to call them bicurious…go ahead. You’re not me. All I care about is if he can please me…and many of them do just that. 😀
120 is not too high.
if I didn’t stop having random sex while I was in my relationships, I could have reached that number 🙂
I really, really don’t get the attraction to “straight” guys. What I do get is the idea of straight guys trying it and unexpectedly enjoying it. Like a lot. But that is just because I just like watching guys get off, and watching a guy experiencing something unexpectedly wonderful is even better. And indeed watching say a gay boy getting fucked and loving for the same time has exactly the same titillation for me. But having two bored dudes go at it like they are fucking a corpse while some fucking horrid skank screams on the TV in the background while some other skank with makeup that would put a drag queen to shame licks her cucumber sized clitoris, just really really doesn’t do it for me, and I hate that it has become so popular and seems to be displacing a lot of other more “gay” porn. Sorry didn’t mean to be so misogynistic here, but I am gay. I like dudes, and I really really don’t like women spoiling my porn and I like even less the self hating attitude of some homosexual guys that holds straight men up to be more desirable than men that could actually be attracted to them.
derp. ^watching a gay boy getting fucked for the first time and absolutely loving it has exactly the same titillation for me.
they call it homosexual, not homoromantic. I think a lot of guys call themselves straight just so the can get away with being a completely inconsiderate and otherwise rude asshole to other guys and completely objectify them sexually.
Lol so do I. But really the dudes that I do it with keep coming back for more, so they obviously like having sex with men, or at least me. I think they just say they are straight to give them a get out of goal free card for being a complete and utter douche to the guys they do have sex with. But I love them anyway 😉 just wish they would man up occasionally and express the most common human courtesy without being prompted.
Lol I wouldn’t have been able to resist conditioning him to be a cum guzzling slut.
Ok, I’ll give you part of that. But the straight guys I’ve hooked up with, and those who’ve come back for more, a large majority of them have actually been pretty cool, not that douchey and we actually get along fine. Sure, there’s been a couple who’ve had the need to re-enforce their machismo, but I usually just ignore that in favor of the positive elements of themselves and the hookup. 🙂
Or, OR they have the legimate freedom to call themselves whatever they want without fear of judgement. Especially from a community that has had so much hate thrown against us. If someone says they’re straight, who are you to argue?