Remember those Budweiser commercials about “Real American Heroes”? With the jokey jingle about dudes that invented really minor stuff or whatever? And then September 11th happened and people got offended and the company changed the jingle to “Real Men of Genius”? I think of those […]
It’s Friday and it’s summer and quite frankly while I love the internet there are plenty other things I can think of doing right now. And not just getting my ass jackhammered by Adam Russo’s dick! (That too, though.) I was thinking more about vacation. […]
I think we all know my feelings about Adam Russo, but in case you’re new to the site and don’t understand my affinity for slightly older Italian-Americans with shaved heads and hairy bodies (porn stars or otherwise), let’s be clear: I can’t name a single […]
Happy Fourth of July! What a great day it is to celebrate America and all the freedoms that we have. The freedom to watch Christopher Daniels getting fucked in the ass, say. And don’t forget about that other great freedom we should be celebrating today: […]
Remember how just the other day I was complaining about how it was like seventy out but really humid? Ha ha fucking ha, I miss those days. Because now, on the day of America’s birth, I’m literally sweating my balls off and considering a move […]
What’s the line from that Justin Timberlake song? “As long as I got my suit and tie, I’m gonna stick it in your butt tonight?” Something like that, I think. I mention this, because I’ve been ogling newish Cuban Michael Lucas exclusive Adriano Carrasco lately. […]
Nubius has appeared many, many times on NextDoorEbony before, so if you are a fan of chocolate-colored dick then he probably needs no introduction. Montaz, with his shaved head, smooth chest, and stiff dick, is new to the site, but he fucks like a pro […]
If you’re a fan of disembodied hands jerking off hot young men then today really is your lucky day. In addition to this afternoon’s awkward-hot Dirty Tony HJ tradeoff, we have young Geoff here from SpunkWorthy, who shows up on set to jerk off and […]
Peter Black could not seem any less interested in the handjob that he gives Dirty Tony at the end of this scene. But who cares about that headless entity? I’m only interested in one thing here and that one thing is Peter’s giant dick. It’s […]
I’m a big fan of tan lines. Not Tanlines the band—although they’re okay enough, I guess—but like the actual line you get from being outside in the summer with your shirt off. I’m too pale and/or burned to ever dream of having any sexy tan […]
