Screw contacts, perfect vision or Lasik surgery! Today’s edition of iPhone Wars will focus on four sexy men wearing glasses, and it’s up to you to decide which of these four-eyed hunks will claim the winning spot. They’ve all got different things going on for […]
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Who Wore It Better?: Butter Loads Edition
This isn’t the typical “Who Wore It Better?” installment that you’d see in some celebrity-obsessed tabloid! For starters, most of the contestants aren’t even wearing any clothing. But they are wearing huge wads of cum on their faces and chests. What else would you expect […]
Top or Bottom: Jay Blue
Today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series is a very intriguing subject. So without further ado, allow me to introduce you to Jay Blue. This bisexual engineer is married to a woman, but she allows him to play on the side. In fact, he […]
The Ten: Will Heath Jordan Be The Next Number One?
The people have spoken, and they’ve crowned Nick Youngquest as the sexiest man on the planet. Unfortunately, his reign won’t last for very long. After ten weeks on our charts, the straight rugby hunk will be retired from The Ten, and it looks like porn star […]
Who Would You Rather?: Easy A Edition
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you sandwiched Stanley Tucci between two shirtless young hunks? Well, wonder no longer, because today’s edition of Who Would You Rather will provide the answer. To celebrate the upcoming release of Easy A, we’re pitting the hottest […]
Top or Bottom: Zack
Lovers of beefy ass will rejoice over today’s contestant in our Top or Bottom series. When I first laid my eyes on his glorious cheeks, I threatened to feature him in our Everything Butt category! There’s nothing I’d love more than to bury my tongue […]
The Ten: Nick Youngquest Climbs On Top
In the aftermath of the great Tommy Tucker sweep of 2010, things are beginning to look a little more interesting on The Ten. While rugby hunk Nick Youngquest has finally hit the number one spot, he’ll be retired from the countdown after the next round. Long […]
Vote For The Weekly Top Ten Wild Card
Is anyone on this site talented at filling slots? We’re trying to pick a song for the last remaining position on our Weekly Top Ten, and it’s not as easy as you’d think! The choices have been rounded down to four selections, spanning from indie […]
Would You Hit That?: Malachi Marx
We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Anonymous Cock (Part II)
Our last three editions of iPhone Wars have been seriously lacking in the “dudes showing their wangs” department, so we thought we’d even things out with a second round of the Battle of The Anonymous Cock. Sure, you probably see enough headless guys on Manhunt, […]