Dick head. Those are the first two words that come to mind when I think of Paxton Hall. They’re not intended as an insult! He just happens to have a thick cock with an incredibly large mushroom head. You’d have to open up real wide […]
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Caption This: Pumpkin Twink
This is too fucking precious. And creepy. It’s also waaaaay creepy. In this scene from Twinkscape, a young man named Calos gets fucked in a pumpkin costume. Um, is this a new genre of porn? I mean, plushophilia is so last season! Bring on the […]
Woof Alert: Marc Angelo
What are your first thoughts upon seeing this picture? If they involve a strong desire to see this man’s thick legs thrown into the air, then you’re in a whole lot of luck! However, if they’re some derogatory comment about his body type or all-around […]
Woof Alert: Alexander Block
Here are some fun facts about Alexander Block! He thinks group sex is crap. His ultimate fantasy is to be completely dominated, though he’s yet to meet anyone who’s up to the task. Playing with his nipples drives him wild. Oh yeah, and he really […]
Quickie: Shawn J. Coyle
Hairy torso alert! Beyond his adorable smile, the first thing you’ll notice about Shawn J. Coyle is that he’s not one of those so-called “shaved gym bunnies” you’re always complaining about. And the second thing you’ll notice about him? Well, we’ll take an educated guess […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Locker Room Studs
While gathering pictures for our weekly iPhone Wars feature, there are several occasions when I’ve resisted the urge to touch myself under my desk. Today is one of those occasions, except in this case I’m one second away from tearing a hole in my pants […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Caps
Are you ready for another tough decision? For today’s edition of iPhone Wars, I looked carefully through my folder of pics for the hottest men in caps. While it was extremely hard to narrow down the prospective contestants, these four hunks wound up being at […]
Have No Fear, David Chase Is Still A Bottom
Were you worried that former Randy Blue model David Chase's newer and
Woof Alert: Samuel Colt
And the award for Man of The Year goes to… Samuel Colt! At least that's the case according to our dear friends at Unzipped, and we're not about to argue any time soon. Any man who can still ooze masculinity while posing on zebra-print sheets in […]
Two Hairy Guys Doing It
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking twinks on this motherfucking blog! Okay, so maybe that's not entirely true, but I'll use any excuse to quote Samuel L. Jackson and post pictures of hot hairy dudes getting it on. And we have been […]