In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: March 7, 2016 Good lord am I glad to be back home after all that time in Florida. They may have a lot of sun and some cute guys, but the humidity down there is entirely unacceptable. […]
Tag: Next Door Ebony
Strip Poker Is a Lazy Way to Get to Fuckin’
But I like big dicks so I’ll still watch it happen. Using strip poker is the most indolent way to get characters in porn naked. It just is. Even the pizza guy/plumber/naughty teacher tropes aren’t as tired as strip poker is. On top of […]
Akira Jyn Can Paint Whatever TF He Wants
Although there’s no actual paint cans on this set, so he’s gonna have to use hot jizz. Oh, Next Door Ebony. Wtf are we gonna do with you. It’s literally Black History Month and you’re just straight up casting white dudes now. I don’t know […]
Osiris Blade and his BBC Get Held ‘Prisoner’
Marlone Star can hold me hostage any day of the week if this is the treatment you get. Ok. So don’t say anything to them, but I feel like maybe Next Door Ebony is reading this blog and they’ve really stepped it up a […]
Bamm Bamm + XL Are So Fucking Fun Together
I need another studio to pick these guys up as exclusives. Immediately. I don’t know how to talk about this without sounding negative and snotty, but these dudes are too hot, and too good at what they do to be trapped at NDE. Bamm only […]
Mustang: A LOT of Story for a Jack Off Clip
That’s not shade. I love having the scene set, and I love a jack off clip – especially with a dick like this. But let’s dive into this scene description, shall we? “In the morning, after a night of riding around all over the town, […]
Bad Title, REALLY Hot Video
As I’ve said before, I’m usually an xtube kinda guy – lookin for those real dicks and people actually down for quality penis time instead of guys who are “performing” so hard it’s often boring to watch. But sometimes studio content does it right. That’s […]
Does It Fit?
If you browse like I do, you have about 50 tabs open in different windows, and music playing either lost from one of those tabs, or from iTunes, somewhere buried under all those windows. Sometimes this can be frustrating. But sometimes, it works to make magic! […]
What do we think about BBC?
Real talk, is it racist for a white guy to have a big black cock fetish? I mean there’s nothing wrong with salivating over a man with an over-sized dick but then people have to go throwing race into the whole thing. I’m honestly kinda […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: XL Gets A Little Romantic With Brandon Jones
While I take a break from the giant glass of wine I’m chugging during the Grammy Awards, I’d like to acknowledge that XL‘s penis deserves an award more than any of these rich fuckers on my television screen. He got a little romantic in his […]