We’re perfectly willing to acknowledge that most of you have never heard of Fritz Helder, but we doubt that’ll stop you from wanting to see him completely naked. Like, this isn’t some kind of bullshit Levi Johnston version of “naked”. We’re talking full-frontal peen action, […]
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Album Review: Jersey Shore Soundtrack
If your soul doesn’t die by the end of the Jersey Shore soundtrack, the show’s own DJ Pauly D will make sure to bury it in the ground. The album’s closing track is his own composition “Beat That Beat (It’s Time To)”, which would be […]
Aural Only: Sky Ferreira
If she’s signed to the same record label as Kylie Minogue then she must be great, right? While that logic wouldn’t exactly be sound in most cases, it’s certainly true when it comes to up-and-c0ming singer Sky Ferreira. We featured her debut single “One” a […]
Aural Only: Christina Perri
Apparently people can get recording contracts after being featured on an episode of So You Think You Can Dance? At least that’s the story behind singer-songwriter Christina Perri and her breakout single “Jar of Hearts”. Two of the show’s contestants choreographed a dance for her […]
Weekly Top Ten: It’s A Tie!
Kylie Minogue and Lady Gaga have tied for the number one position on our Weekly Top Ten charts. And when it comes to our quest for 2010’s official “Song of Summer“, there can only be one winner. So who did we wind up picking for […]
Aural Only: Ellie Goulding
We’re totally digging Ellie Goulding‘s latest single “The Writer”, even if it doesn’t necessarily have “Song of Summer” written all over it. While it’s nowhere near as exciting or upbeat as her previous output, there’s something very refreshing about hearing her vocals on a toned-down pop […]
Aural Only: Ne-Yo
If you’re going to give Lady Gaga credit for anything, you got to admit that she’s successfully brought the epic video back into the mainstream. After “Paparazzi” and “Telephone”, it seems like every artist with a decent budget wants to make videos that are twice […]
Album Review: M.I.A.
“I made this song so people would fly me all around the world.” While this quote has been paraphrased to some degree, it’s essentially what M.I.A. told a Brooklyn crowd before launching into her commercially-friendly single “Jimmy”. It also explains why her latest album /\/\/\Y/\ […]
Aural Only: Katie Melua
Why aren’t you listening to Katie Melua‘s new album The House? There really isn’t a good answer to that question. Unless you’re about to tell me that you are listening to her new album. The William Orbit-produced set is one of the better releases of […]
Aural Only: Jason Derülo
As you might recall, I wasn’t particularly enthusiastic about Jason Derülo‘s debut single “Whatcha Say”. That might explain why our review of his debut album read like a three-paragraph backhanded compliment. However, when it all comes down to it, the guy’s clearly got a gift […]