RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
Tag: Muscles
Mitch Branson, Reese Rideout & Chris Rockway Star In “The Coach” (But Not The Version You Remember)
I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve jerked off to “The Coach“. This particular Randy Blue scene—starring Mitch Branson (then Mitchel Stone), Reese Rideout and Chris Rockway—is a modern classic, and it’s guaranteed to induce boners for anyone who’s ever […]
iPhone Wars: No Sleeves Battle!
Which way to the gun show? Who needs sleeves, because these pipes need to breathe! Today’s “iPhone Wars” battle is between dudes showing off their biceps. Men – if you’ve got nice arms, we insist you wear a tank top. Which of these gentlemen who […]
Quickie: Billy Kiraly
If Billy Kiraly has ever taken a bad picture, he’s somehow managed to get it erased off the face of this planet. This man simply oozes sex. It took me fifteen minutes to even start writing this post, because I was too busy scrolling up […]
Hot or Not: Working Out
It always confuses me when people say they’re so horny after working out. When I get home from the gym, I mostly want to drink some pseudo-healthy protein drink, strip down to my underwear and take a nap while watching Parks & Recreation on Netflix. […]
Quickie: Peter Cusson
Peter Cusson’s profile on Bodybuilder.com states that he didn’t get in the “best shape of his life” until he challenged himself when he turned 40. Â Challenge met! The Boston native is showing that middle-aged male models can give the younger guys we feature a run […]
Have You Ever: Had Sex With A Bodybuilder?
The jacked dude in the slightly cheesy glamour shots is Karl Kasper. I think he lifts weights. Have you ever been in the sack with a bodybuilder? J. Harvey has not. Admittedly, super-veiny muscle guys with the orange smear don’t do it for me. Maybe […]
Parker Perry Is One Lucky Son of A Bitch
Most of us will never have an opportunity to service five men who are all packing more than eight inches. Then again, most of us aren’t Parker Perry. This scruffy, blue-eyed fucker is the star of Hot House‘s Pack Attack #04, the latest installment of […]
Quickie: Jeremy Rowback
Our campaign to get twig hottie Danny Perez Jr. into “The Ten” has just been torpedoed by this massively muscled beauty. This is Jeremy Rowback, he hails from New York, and a nicer ass in a jockstrap has never been found. Holy shit, he’s hot. […]
Woof Alert: Tyler Hunt
It happens. You’re walking along, minding your own business, and a van complete with cameraman, fun-loving party girl, and a blonde dude offer you a ride. This being 2011, of course you want to jump in a strange van! They want to film you blindfolded […]