It’s Maskurbate’s birthday, yet YOU’RE getting the gift. Weird. Ugh, this means I’M old. Maskurbate is celebrating their 10th anniversary! That’s a lot of seriously sexy dudes in masks jerking off and getting groped. As they put it, the site’s got “290+ exclusive videos, 270+ […]
Men, can we please keep our porn names straight? I’m easily confused. Yesterday, you may remember that I was gushing (yes, that is an allusion to precum and then my eventual load) over Ronin from ChaosMen. He’s a beautiful beefy fucker, with a big sexy […]
Do you think he knows who I am? Uh… Yeah… Whoa… Is he… Do you think… Aye aye aye. Hi, Ronin. For even more of Ronin, scroll down. For even more of Ronin after that, go here. – Michael Xavier
Meet Felix! UK Hot Jocks’ latest find is the flexible young Felix Chase. His first shoot takes place in UK Hot Jocks’ locker room. Felix is very turned on by his current circumstances. He’s turned on by the underwear. He’s so turned on that he’s […]
Bentley Race sent us over this promo content showing off James Nowak. I’m annoyed that he lives in Australia. Look at this body. Look at his ass. Look at his dick. And that face. Grrr. WOOF. James, I think I love you. I hope you […]
All we care about is that he’s legal. My only issue with Active Duty’s latest active Craig Cameron is when he tells the interviewer that he’s 25. Um…I’m not feeling that. But that in no way affects how fucking hot he is, and how hot […]
Never wanted to be a hand so much in my life. Meet Brysen. He’s Sean Cody’s latest find. This is a solo vid, but I’m sure it will be no time before he’s either bent over and getting his ass stuffed with cock, or doing […]
That’s a trick question. It’s all of them! Zak Bishop’s a new look for American Muscle Hunks. He’s a different sort of muscle. (But they’re definitely on a jerk-off kick. Hi Johnny V.!) Secretly, I think they recruited him for his bubble butt, and its […]
Dude needs to bust a nut. I could watch American Muscle Hunks’ cocky bastard Johnny V do just about anything. Put up wallpaper. Mow the lawn. Do his taxes. Beat off with a sex toy. I’d much rather watch him do that last one, though. […]
My current obsession is Internet character and self-described “messy bitch,” Joanne The Scammer. She’s a bewigged ne’er-do-well and human performance art piece lampooning racial divisions and consumer culture. She thrills me to NO end. So how excited was I then when I found out that […]
