Nobody told us that this was the week of gay may remember the Goffney twins, who committed a series of robberies. Well, it’s official. The other Goffney twin has finally pleaded guilty. And need I
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Have You Ever: Popped The Cork Too Early?
Well, this isn't your normal fairy tale, but let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a young man stroking his hard cock. He'd been at it for a few hours, desperately seeking someone to help him relieve him of the […]
Matthew Lewis (AKA Neville Longbottom) Jerks Off
In reaction to the producers giving him so few lines in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, actor Matthew Lewis revolted by making a little masturbation video. Okay, so he probably made this because he was horny, but either way you get to see Neville Longbottom […]
Random Question: What’s Your Preferred Masturbation Location?
When you're all naked in the shower getting clean, do you ever entertain some of your dirty thoughts? Or do you prefer to be sitting behind closed doors jerking to porn on your computer? Much like
Fire Crotches: Much Hotter Sans Lindsay Lohan
Do I have a thing for redheads? I wouldn’t have ever thought so until I saw Carter from Chaos Men. All of a sudden, he’s got me dreaming about a sandwich fuck with the Weasley twins. From his thick cock to his pale doughboy ass, […]
Too Much Information: Starring Gay Porn Star Samuel Colt
Aside from sharing his fantasy of being raped by a gang of cyborgs, gay porn star Samuel Colt shared a pretty nasty story with Unzipped. While talking about fetishes, the slab of man beef told them, "I was dating this guy who really liked me […]