What are you doing tonight? Don't answer that. It was a rhetorical question. Because the only thing you should be doing tonight is watching total twunk Derek Salle work a load out of his big shaft, touch his finger to the tip and get
Tag: masturbation
Have You Ever: Been Caught Masturbating?
Have You Ever: Tasted Your Own Cum?
his interview that he's never tasted his own cum, we almost didn't believe him. Are there really guys out there who haven't been curious enough to sample their love juices? I followed up with a few of my friends and fuck buddies to inquire about […]
Just The Tips: This Is Not A Dildo
Today I read some rather disturbing advice on "homemade sex toys" for masturbation. Admittedly, it turned me on a little, because it encouraged straight dudes to stick things in their asses. This would all be extremely hot if those objects didn't include chopsticks, toothbrush handles, […]
Mick Mowed The Whole Lawn
Opinions on Mick have been divided, but not for the same reasons that you were left arguing about Jersey Shore cast. There's no way I'd be able to turn down his beefy body, bulging biceps and meaty ass. I'd bury my face in those cheeks, and […]
Have You Ever: Put Your Dick In A Food Item?
Moments after joking about sex with a roast beef sandwich, my lovely co-blogger Andy sent over a video of a guy fucking a watermelon. Perhaps we should have unofficially declared today as "National Food Sex Day"? If you're feeling the urge to wrap your cock […]
John Mayer Sure Does Love Masturbating, Eh?
Considering that half of you wouldn’t
Woof Alert: Tim Kelly
Did somebody order a large helping of grown and sexy? Because I've got a delivery for all you eager chasers and embracers, and his name is Tim Kelly. Get ready to drop to your knees, because this hirsute daddy's ready to show you who's in charge. […]
Twink Tank: Vilem Helen
When it comes to twinks, Vilem Helen is an interesting specimen. He's virtually hairless on most parts of his body, to the point that you might mistake him for any ol' European twink upon first glance. But look a little closer. Or more specifically, look […]
A Father & Son Jerk Off Together
Has Straight College Men's latest scene gone too far? They've paired their model Rhett with an unlikely scene partner–his own father. Luckily, it doesn't quite reach the incest factor of The Peters Twins' hardcore fucking, as the two men only jerk off on a couch […]