This is weird, haunting, and weird. I keep trying to come up with something I can say about this scene from Maskurbate released the first part of this month, and ending up with nothing. Here’s what the site said about this release: Unmasked […]
Tag: Maskurbate
Santa Came All OVER the Place!
And you get presents! And they’re not just my dick in a box! According to this email I just got, Santa stopped at the biggest porn studios early on this Christmas season to bring all the good little fans some holiday savings! Ho, ho, […]
Pump Up That Dick, Zack!
I could see this in a lot more solo videos, tbqh. I’m a big fan of vacuum pumping and if you’ve ever done it, you know why. It produces a boner that FEELS fuller and heavier and looks noticeably larger than your usual alone-bones. And […]
Quickie: Brad Strokes His Fat, Uncut Dick For Maskurbate
Last month, Maskurbate celebrated the new year by inviting back fan-favorite Brad, and since I am literally the worst human being in the whole world, I neglected to inform you about his foreskin, his meaty thighs and the 18 pounds of muscle he’s put on to […]
Good News! The New Maskurbate Scene Is NOT Racist.
Remember that time Maskurbate released a totally racist threesome? If not, head over here for a reminder! The scene in question featured two Black models breaking into exclusive model Manuel Deboxer‘s house, only to force him into a sexual situation when he emerges from the shower […]
Manuel Deboxer’s Birthday “Gangbang” Is Kind of Racist.
The good news is that Maskurbate‘s offering 50% off from now until November 17 to celebrate standout star Manuel Deboxer‘s birthday gangbang! The bad news is that the clip perpetuates the stereotype of black men as thuggish criminals who will break into your house and […]
Flipping Out: Manuel Deboxer Snatches Straight Muscle Dude Elio’s Ass Virginity
This could have just as easily been thrown into our I’ve Never Done This Before series. Supposedly straight muscle dude Elio was hired by Maskurbate to fuck gay porn star Manuel Deboxer in one of his recent comeback scenes. Fifteen minutes into filming, he realized that […]
Hot or Not: Wearing A Mask For Sexy Purposes
For the sake of your wallet, I’m going to lead with the big deal—Maskurbate is offering 50% off until May 31, 2014 for anyone who signs up with the promo code “maskurbate50“. This is good news, since all of Maskurbate‘s models seem to be atrociously […]
Have You Ever: Jizzed On Food & Eaten It?
This is one of those things I’m sure I’ve done at some point or another. Although my mind fails to conjure up a particular instance, it just seems like something you do when you’re young and curious, right? If we’re being perfectly honest, it seems […]
Win An Awesome Prize Just For Liking Us!
Do you want to win an iPad? How about a free subscription to Stag Homme or Maskurbate? Well, if you already like us on Facebook, then you’re automatically eligible to win these prizes! We’re inches away from reaching 100,000 Fans on Facebook, and we’ll be […]