I am a HUGE fan of mainstream hot celebrity dudes going full-frontal, ass-out, what have you. But who wants to scour Google for hours on end to find screencaps and the like? I’ve got a life to lead (no, I don’t but I am lazy […]
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Celebrity Skin: 25 GIFs Of Mark Ruffalo That Will Make You Cum
Today marks the kick-off for International Masturbate To Mark Ruffalo Week. It’s okay if you’ve never heard of this seven-day jizz extravaganza, because when it comes to holidays, it’s about as legitimate as National Pizza Day or any of the other bullshit occasions you see […]
Celebrity Skin: Ben Affleck’s Dick In “Gone Girl”
After somehow staying under wraps for months, pictures of Ben Affleck‘s dick in Gone Girl have finally arrived on the internet. They made me realize that his wife Jennifer Garner wasn’t exaggerating when she said “you’re welcome” for being generous enough to share it with […]
Celebrity Skin: Josh Hartnett’s Butt
Josh Hartnett has remained relatively attractive since his heyday in the late ’90s and early ’00s, yet if you asked me to make a list of attractive people, I probably wouldn’t think to jot his name down without a reminder. I’d compare him to Orlando […]
Celebrity Skin: Daniel Radcliffe’s Butt In A Gay Sex Scene
As a fan of shorter men, Daniel Radcliffe is kind of my wet dream. The former Harry Potter star stands at 5’5″ with a compact build and one of the most magnificent treasure trails I have ever seen on a man. When I heard he’d […]
Celebrity Skin: Chiwetel Ejiofor’s Dick & Ass
The Oscars are tonight. I’m trying to muster up the energy to care like a good gay should, but the truth is, I find most award shows to be long-winded and tiresome. (It probably doesn’t help in this particular case that I never get out […]
Klondike: AKA My New Sex Fantasy Starring Richard Madden As My Secret Yukon Lover
Uncharted territory, swarthy characters, flannel, manly men swinging giant tools and rolling around in the mud. No, I’m not talking about Manhunt‘s tent at Phoenix Pride. I’m talking about a little piece of America’s history known as the Gold Rush. Klondike, The Discovery Channel‘s mini-series […]
Celebrity Skin: Josh Brolin’s Butt
Did you wake up today thinking about how it’d be great to see an image of Josh Brolin naked on all fours? Then I’ve got some great news for you! The ruggedly handsome 45 year-old actor did a nude scene for Spike Lee‘s 2013 film […]
Celebrity Skin: Luke Evans’ Butt
Welsh actor Luke Evans has appeared in a handful of big-name Hollywood franchises, but you’re probably more familiar with the way he backpedaled on his sexuality over anything else. Allow me to catch you up, if you’ve been living under a rock… Evans clearly stated […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Hemsworth’s Butt
It’s a travesty that we never devoted any attention to Chris Hemsworth‘s firm cheeks in 2013. The Australian actor, primarily known for his role as Marvel’s Thor, went nude in last year’s Rush as he portrayed British Formula One racer James Hunt. The scene finds […]