When you can jerk off to an underwear ad, the company is doing something right. PUMP! just released this vid of a sweaty stud working out in his underwear. This never happens at my gym. No one ever works out in their underwear. And the […]
“The Locker Room” runs on Tuesdays. Scheduling is not a factor when you see Cooper Cronk for the first time. He’s a giant rugby star in Australia. They call him “Cronk”. And I NEED to see his CRANK. He’s so sexy hot. My gay face […]
Hockey players are the best. As any connoisseur of ass will tell you, skating makes your ass BIG and ROUND. “Hockey butt” is a thing. And being a GAY hockey player means there’s a possibility to get up in those muscled asses! The Chicago Gay Hockey […]
Swear to whatever deity you like, I thought this was an actual vid of some Marine beef playing catch and then wrestling in short-shorts. It wasn’t until I saw a familiar figure in the background that light dawned on this marblehead, and I clocked that […]
The Purdue University Gymnastics team taped themselves looking incredibly fit and lip-synching Sub Focus’ “Tidal Wave”. Truth be told, whenever one of these lip-synch vids rears its glittery head in our office, everyone issues a collective groan. There are just so many of them, and […]
This is a goddamn travesty! Two enthusiastic Miami Dolphins fans were recently asked to leave a game due to their festive team speedos. What is wrong with people? Your team isn’t exactly a shining example of sportsmanship lately. These two are improving your image! Because […]
Robbie Rogers is an openly gay pro soccer player and media darling. Greg Berlanti is a very successful television creator and shockingly good-looking for a guy who works behind the scenes. They have joined forces as a couple who likes to dress up in police […]
Kalon Ludvigson is one of those athletic savant people. He was the youngest member on the US gymnastics team at 16, and went on to win twenty World Cup and World Championships Medals in 2011. He suffered a devastating accident while teaching at a training camp […]
We’re in the middle of the World Series, and not being a gigantic sports fan, my main concern is – are the now famous Red Sox beards attractive? Do my beloved Boston boys look good with the beards they began growing in spring training? Or […]
I am not a photogenic human being. I’m just not. There might be maybe three pictures of me in which I look any kind of presentable. My photographic visage normally has my features shrinking, so I look even more hydrocephalic than usual, my “pale Irish […]
