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Alexander Is Basically Just Hot
The moment I set my eyes on Alexander's bubble butt, I just knew he had to be featured in our Everything Butt series. Unfortunately, I could only find two pictures of his ass. In an attempt to come up with an alternative plan, I thought […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Mario Costa and Devon Moss
I have to confess that I'm on a bit of a maybe I did once or twice. To be quite honest, I'd gladly sleep with a not-so-well-endowed hottie, but if forced to choose between him and a cute twink that's packing ten or eleven inches? […]
The Brothers That Jerk Off Together, Do Porn Together
Nobody told us that this was the week of gay may remember the Goffney twins, who committed a series of robberies. Well, it’s official. The other Goffney twin has finally pleaded guilty. And need I
Glee’s Matthew Morrison Offers Sexual Favors
Judging by the "OMGLEE" written on Dr. Queerlove's whiteboard, our excitement for tonight's premiere of Glee has only escalated since we last mentioned the show. We've set our DVRs to record the episode so we can recreate the choreographed dance sequences. We've jerked off to
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jacob
I'm not the kind of person that sleeps with guys who only post cock pictures, but every now and then I encounter a man who is nothing more than what lies between his legs. Even though these gentlemen aren't particularly bad-looking, they're not exactly anyone […]
The Shake Weight Is The Best Fitness Tool Ever
Say hello to the Shake Weight, a new fitness tool targeted towards women that strengthens the upper body. By the looks of it, it was designed by some straight dudes who wanted to subliminally promote handjobs. Six minutes a day? Seriously? If that's all it […]
Random Question: What’s Your Preferred Masturbation Location?
When you're all naked in the shower getting clean, do you ever entertain some of your dirty thoughts? Or do you prefer to be sitting behind closed doors jerking to porn on your computer? Much like