Gone are the days when briefs were solely equivalent to plain ol’ tighty whities. Nowadays, you can get that extra bit of support along with the additional perk of a colorful design or pattern. This is clearly what human existence has been leading up to […]
Tag: iPhone Wars
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Smiles
Everyone smiles in the same language! Or feel free to insert your own random cliché. The important part is that these four guys all have big-ass grins on their face, and it’s up to you to decide wh0 you’d rather insert in your… Well, use […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Wavy Mirror
It’s always funny when people lose sight of what our iPhone Wars series is really about. We’ll present you with something like The Battle of The Abs, and some smart-ass will leave a comment along the lines of, “It’s about who has the nicest abs, […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Goofy Faces
The contestants on today’s edition of iPhone Wars don’t take themselves too seriously. All four of them are sticking their tongues out and making various “wacky” faces, and we can’t quite decide if it’s ridiculously cute or super awkward. We’re erring on the side of […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Armpit Posers
The contestants in today’s edition of iPhone Wars may not look anything alike, but they all have one thing in common–I’ve slept with every single one of them. Just kidding! Only one of them has ridden on my dick.* However, all four of them are […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Leather Dudes
Leather! And harnesses! And cock rings! Oh my? The Black Party is happening this weekend, and it only seemed fair to dedicate this week’s edition of iPhone Wars to some kinky-ass fellows. While these four photos are much more tame than what you’d actually see […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Towel Boys (Part II)
Believe it or not, the four men in the collage above aren’t headless torsos. We thought we’d add a twist to today’s edition of iPhone Wars by asking a simple question–how much of a difference does a guy’s face make? Tell us who you’d vote […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxers
Boxers or briefs? Well, you don’t really have a choice, because today’s edition of iPhone Wars is all about hot dudes in boxers. These four contestants would rather not restrain their naughty bits in an elastic prison, letting them dangle freely under a thin layer […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Bears & Cubs
Last week’s edition of iPhone Wars centered around sculpted six packs and shaved gym bodies, so naturally we decided to focus on a whole other aspect of male beauty for today’s round. You can call ’em bears, you can call ’em cubs. Whatever you call […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Abs (Part II)
If there’s an obvious winner in this round of iPhone Wars, then we remain blissfully ignorant of his presence. As you might expect, all four of today’s contestants in the Battle of The Abs are equipped with rocking six packs… Or, um, eight packs. Hell, […]

