Beefy Fuckers: Scandal! “Rocke” From Active Duty Is “Ronin” From ChaosMen!

Men, can we please keep our porn names straight? I’m easily confused. Yesterday, you may remember that I was gushing (yes, that is an allusion to precum and then my eventual load) over Ronin from ChaosMen. He’s a beautiful beefy fucker, with a big sexy […]

“Bareback Cumpigs” Remains The Most Disgustingly Named Porn Brand In Existence

But it doesn’t mean they don’t shoot hot scenes. This scene has a lot going on in it. It’s bareback. It’s interracial. There’s a bear. There’s something for everyone! Oh, and “hipsters!” There’s “hipsters” like “bearded black hipster Donte Oxun.” I have to wonder if […]

Morning Wood

Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Australia! I can’t […]