I’ve cruised Manhunt enough over the years to observe the messy bedroom pic phenomenon, and as someone who’s had to move more than one mountain of dirty laundry off the bed in order to fuck somebody on it, I’m sympathetic to men that maybe aren’t […]
I’ve been sitting on a bunch of dicks that should be included in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series, to the point that it seemed silly to wait until the weekend to share them with you. Vinnie Mark is a supposedly straight guy with eight throbbing […]
It’s been less than two months since we announced 2012’s Hottest Cock Slut, and I’m already making predictions about this year’s champion. What the fuck is wrong with me? I could have called this post something like “40 Pictures of Sean Cody’s Aidan Taking A […]
Does Leo Domenico look vaguely familiar to you? That’s because, not too long ago, you saw him with a finger (or two) shoved up his ass. We were half-tempted to feature him in tonight’s Everything Butt post, until we realized we’re lusting much harder over […]
Fucking balls! Can a blogger ever get a break from writing about conventionally attractive male celebrities running around in their skivvies? It appears that the answer is a big, fat “N-O”, because soccer player David Beckham just released a new ad for his H&M underwear line. […]
How’s everyone getting settled in this morning? Now that we’ve recovered from the combined forced of the Baltimore Ravens‘ win, Beyoncé Bowl and the unmusical vocabulary of Downton Abbey, we can all go back to staring at pretty models and talking about their butts… Because that’s what […]
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Marcus Isaacs, if I weren’t too busy writing seventeen-thousand posts about his flip-fuck with Leo Forte in NakedSword‘s original series Undiscovered: • Make out with him extensively. Slide his shirt over his head […]
Hi everyone who likes to masturbate! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again. Today, I have stolen control of my owner’s fingers to blog about something that is not related to porn pup Josh Long and my desire to take a vacation up his fuzzy butthole. I am […]
Scott Hunter had the fourth best ass of 2012 and took sixth place in our oh-so-prestigious Hottest Cock Slut competition. Based on the latest two offerings in his anal repertoire, he appears to be aiming for the top spot on both 2013 lists… You hear that, other […]
Whoever is in charge of model selection over at the PUMP! company needs a damn medal! This is Warren. Is anyone else thinking incredibly sleazy thoughts while looking at these pictures of his gorgeous bod packed into PUMP!’s underwear? There’s a GRIP of pics posted, […]
