Normal, human penises are a burden best left behind in the 20th century! Everyone who’s anyone knows the future of anal sex rests in outer space, directly in the hands (or pants) of our extraterrestrial counterparts. Your hole should be prepared before the mother ship […]
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Caption This: The Extra-Terrestrial
In case you haven't already noticed, today's caption-worthy image is pretty damn odd. I'm sorry that I didn't warn you in advance. The picture finds a wincing, young man on all fours, but there's definitely not another man behind him. On the contrary, we're supposed […]