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Tag: food sex
“Straight Guys Are Gay” Came Early This Week
What’s wrong with it, they ask? Nothing! Chris and Gary are two best buds who like to drizzle chocolate syrup on each other in the hot tub, feed each other ice cream in public, and sniff on each other’s thongs. Don’t get it twisted, it’s […]
Caption This: Cucumber & A Tub of Vaseline
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
Have You Ever: Used A Food Item For Masturbation?
Wrong holiday? Oh well! When we saw this picture of New York-based model Gio, it immediately made us wonder where else he might stick that carrot. Whether it’s curiosity or a lack of better options, many folks have used food items as sex toys. Cucumbers! […]
Have You Ever: Put Your Dick In A Food Item?
Moments after joking about sex with a roast beef sandwich, my lovely co-blogger Andy sent over a video of a guy fucking a watermelon. Perhaps we should have unofficially declared today as "National Food Sex Day"? If you're feeling the urge to wrap your cock […]
Food Sex: Hot or Not?
Never say that dorks don't have fun. During a leadership conference back in the day, I took part in an icebreaker where everyone shared their sexual fantasies. Among the sexually repressed straight dudes, the answers were pretty typical–"OMG, lesbians!" One guy decided to switch it […]
Well, That’s One Way To Serve A Sandwich…
Okay guys, I have an idea for a new restaurant, and I really think you'll like it. A bunch of naked waiters will walk around serving sandwiches on their nicely sized hard cocks. What's that you say? I suppose you're right. The health department probably […]