Don't act like you've never seen a "chick flick"… Every guy has been dragged to one by their ex-girlfriend, sister or even their boyfriend. Hell, I've occasionally headed to the theater when there was a hunky leading man involved (see Ryan Reynolds). And I'm even […]
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Who Would You Rather?: Brothers Edition
Before I even posted last week's
Wait, Do I Actually Want To Bone Zac Efron?
My penis is having a serious conflict. It can't decide whether it finds Zac Efron attractive or not. In the past, you may some people). It turns out that he's not much younger than myself. Not that I'm going to tell you the exact gap […]
Forget Team Edward or Jacob! I’m Team Felix…
I don't know shit about the Twilight series, but I am perfectly aware that the male actors of the films have quickly turned into international sex symbols. You know their names–Robert Pattinson, Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner. But how come no one's been talking about […]
Johnny Depp Is Actually The Sexiest Man Alive
Remember how Robert Pattinson was just announced this morning that their pick for Sexiest Man Alive is actually Johnny Depp. He's following in the footsteps of Hugh Jackman, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Jude Law and… well, himself. I'm totally cool with Johnny Depp taking […]
Gerard Butler Is Now Forty
So I think it's now official–I'm totally a porn talk way much, will be celebrating his fortieth birthday today. And if he happens to be reading this post, I have an excellent birthday gift that he can pick up at my house tonight. He just […]
Will Date Night Be As Awesome As I Want It To Be?
I don't know if I've ever mentioned this before, but Steve Carell gives me a total boner. Though I realize most of you probably don't consider him as attractive men, including Common, James Franco,
Check Out The Official Trailer For Eating Out 3
There are a lot of crappy gay movies out there, but I have a feeling that Eating Out: All You Can Eat won't be one of them. Okay, so maybe that's debatable, but it'll at least have a whole lot of eye candy in it. […]
Who Would You Rather?: Superman Edition
I'm pretty sure Dean Cain made me gay before I even knew it. I can remember watching commercials for Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, shocked that a man could be so fucking handsome. Um, and can I just mention that he's gotten even hotter […]
Ha, Strangling Homosexuals Is So Hilarious!
The Los Angeles branch of the Upright Citizens Brigade didn't bother sending us their latest video, because apparently we're not cool enough. They did, however, send it to our dear friends at OMG Blog, and they weren't too enthusiastic about the supposedly comedic clip. In fact, […]