Well, maybe more like a master chef. Watching Joey D prep Zak Bishop for a good, hard fucking is like watching a TV chef prep the ingredients to make a masterful meal. He carefully and lovingly lotions up Bishop’s perky buttcheeks and sizeable pucker (someone’s […]
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Let’s Get Kinky: Aspen’s Ass Gets Spanked, Stuffed And Fucked
Sure they’re all straight… The bubble butt on Aspen is monumental. It’s two gorgeous flesh mountains that you are going to want to climb. Repeatedly. And then you’ll want to use his buttcrack as your full-face oxygen mask. Evan Marco rings up some sort of […]
Free Dildos! For America!
Get ’em while they’re FREE! Just last weekend the Manhunt Shop was giving away free butt stuff, and so many of you guys liked it that they decided to do it again! Now, me personally, I’d rather have a well made cockring than yet […]
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Let’s go shopping! I’m one of those consumers that places like amazon and zappos have wet dreams about. Not only do I regularly order from them, but I also have this nasty habit of just ‘boredom shopping’ when I’m watching tv or on an […]
What Did I Just Watch?
New plan for the evening: spend some quality googling “butthole depth varies by individual?“ I don’t have any context at all for this one, but I’ve watched it loop SEVERAL times at this point and I’m no less shocked as this monster suction dildo […]
Long Summer Days
Today was a perfect day. With the wife out of the house all morning I had plenty of time to shave and break out my CleanStream for a long session of cleaning. It makes me so hard when the water starts to fill me up. […]
Dustin Zito Busted For Sexual Assault
Dustin Zito is the former Fratpad resident best known for his stint on MTV’s The Real World, where he derpily denied working as a buttslut despite the recorded evidence. Things continue to be shady in Dustin’s life, as he was busted on sexual battery charges […]
Royal Winnipeg Ballet Won’t Let Jett Black Be Great
Twinkie god Cocky Boys performer Jett Black was asked to pack up his dance belt by the Royal Winnipeg Ballet Academy after they found out about his porn career. That’s dumb. Who goes to the ballet anymore? That could have sold tickets. Some people just don’t know […]
Hot Or Not: Mummification
A LOT goes down in this clip from Gangster Fuck. The sub guy gets all wrapped and bound up in plastic and tape. He is force-fed yogurt? That’s not a euphemism, it looks like the dude in charge is making him eat yogurt. Am I […]
James Franco’s Birthday Cake Confirms His Homosexuality.
You gotta give it to James Franco. He could give less than zero fucks about everyone thinking he’s into man ass. In fact, he just keeps incorporating gay themes into his work and career to rub all the gay-sayers’ noses in it (that would include […]