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We Can Now Officially Say We’ve Seen Jamie Foxx’s Penis
Law Abiding Citizen just might be the best movie that I have no desire to see. The film's promotional trail has already provoked Gerard Butler to admit that he loves here) is actually him! I suppose he had nothing to be ashamed of, because in case […]
Aural Only: Robbie Williams
Robbie Williams' latest single "Bodies" was in popular demand on our last edition of the
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Peek-A-Boos
There comes a time in every man's life in which he needs to show off his cock without getting completely naked. Okay, so that's not necessarily true, but we love when a guy just whips it out for the camera. After
Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?
Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or […]
Now We Know Why Eminem is a Big Prick…
Why is Eminem such an angry person? Maybe its because he has a small dick? Well Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers, during a recent radio interview had some not so nice things to say about the "Slim Shady" rapper. Not only did she say he was […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Wade
My affinity for country boys has always left me intrigued by the porn site Southern Strokes. Much to my grief though, the site's models never really did anything for me. I was expecting some thick, backwoods himbos with thick accents! But if I can't have […]
Fire Crotches: Much Hotter Sans Lindsay Lohan
Do I have a thing for redheads? I wouldn’t have ever thought so until I saw Carter from Chaos Men. All of a sudden, he’s got me dreaming about a sandwich fuck with the Weasley twins. From his thick cock to his pale doughboy ass, […]
As If We Need A Reason To Post A Picture Of Michael Phelps…
Whether you think he's a butterface or you want to lower your butt onto his face, we figured we'd throw up this photo of Michael Phelps walking around in some board shorts. Some folks have been salivating over his bulge, but does anyone think he's […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Drake Tower
Every now and then, we need our fill of a little daddy dick for our Sunday brunch. Luckily Drake Tower has some equipment that'd be more than a "little" satisfying. From his salt & pepper hair to that natural dash of fur, I'm pretty much ready to […]