Now We Know Why Eminem is a Big Prick…

Eminem

Why is Eminem such an angry person? Maybe its because he has a small dick? Well Eminem's ex-wife, Kim Mathers, during a recent radio interview had some not so nice things to say about the "Slim Shady" rapper. Not only did she say he was a horrible person, she also said that he had a small dick that couldn't stay erect.

"He's not very well endowed. If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

Ouch! That's hitting it below the belt. I wonder how Eminem's going to respond to this one? I mean he already rapped about killing his wife several times. Hey Em, prove her wrong and show us your cock!

– Andy

10 thoughts on “Now We Know Why Eminem is a Big Prick…

  1. Eh, I’ve always thought that Eminem doth protest too much, and therefore is probably a closet case. So my guess is that, sure, yeah, with any chick he’d need a little blue pill lol.

  2. hey Em – show us your dick even if it is little. Would love MH to show us some small but very beautiful dicks/bodies as well … could be interesting. So we can start with Eminem vs. Shia … LOL.

  3. … I’m almost positive that Eminem’s got a small dick. He’s to self-conscious to have a small one. If he had a big one, he’d have shown it back when she ‘first’ accused this.

  4. guys with small dicks, usually make really great bottoms. I think its because they have to make up for it somehow, so now i can fantasize about tapping that ass… as long as he has an Eminema before hand.

  5. Mariah alluded to some secret she knows about him in her song “Clown” back in 2002. And the funniest comment she ever said about him, after like the 5th song he has done about her, was that “he needs a hobby, perhaps knitting”. LOL. Hell, he couldn’t even cum inside of her according to his own admission in “The Warning”.

  6. Hes such a dick and I dont doubt that his dick is small just like him “Got you all fired up with your napoleon complex” Whatever he has should be cut off… I cant wait till he dies!

  7. I like eminem,he has a nice butt,,i want to eat and fukk,i think he is a talented lyricist,one of the best in hip hop and i also believe he may be on the downlow.

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