Remember back in 2007 when Justin Timberlake attempted to casually diss Prince in Timbaland‘s remarkably lackluster number one hit “Give It To Me“? It’s okay if you don’t! The song was far from memorable in the grand scheme of the pop music universe, and there’s […]
Tag: Dancing
Pardon Me While I Masturbate To The New Big Dipper Music Video…
Everyone’s favorite hirsute, plus-size rapper Big Dipper is back with another raunchy music video! You might remember hearing the track itself, “Dick Hang Low”, in Boulangerié Knowles‘ blatantly fictional account of her interview with the Chicago-based rapper. The clip, filmed in Portland by Wayne Bund, […]
Be Authentic Never Jeopardize Individuality
When our newest guest blogger Daddy Mayonnaise set out to tackle his feelings on “butch queen“, I’ll admit I was a little disappointed that he didn’t address the phrase’s roots in ball culture. Gay men, white gay men in particular, have a history of appropriating […]
Rihanna Is My Role Model & A True Gay Icon!
It is so difficult for me to write this. You see, I was not always the proud chub bottom you know and love today! Years ago, your friend Gay Duncan (me) was just boring Duncan, a closeted young man with no self-worth. I would cry every […]
I Got Fucked Doggy Style While Watching The Living Legend’s “Work Bitch” Video!
You guys won’t even believe what happened to me last night! I was getting my thick chub ass pounded by a so super hung top—like bigger than Rafael Alencar or Boomer Banks—when I told him we had to take a break to turn on the […]
I Don’t Get It! When Do They Fuck?
If I hadn’t done any research beforehand, I would have watched this video of Matt Baker, Brandon Cournay and Kile Hotchkiss under the assumption that they’re the newest models for Next Door Twink. It wouldn’t be that farfetched! Next Door Studios has been stepping up […]
Andrew Christian Promotes The Gay “Twerking” Agenda
You might be outraged to learn that Los Angeles based company Andrew Christian makes undergarments which enhance the male package and thereby encourage man-on-man fornication. It has recently come to my attention that they’ve produced a “twerking” music video to promote their Trophy Boy line. […]
Gay Propaganda Gone Gayer than the Politburo Could Ever Have Foreseen.
Maybe it’s because culture is weirdly amorphous and libidinal, maybe it’s because people really don’t like Vladimir Putin very much at the moment, or maybe it’s because there’s a serious deficit of ironic, ’90s style, super gay, Eurotrash music videos popping up online… Whatever the […]
Dance The Pain Away.
Are you #TeamRoar or #TeamApplause? Does that little slut Justin Bieber have a nice ass, or should he go away for the rest of eternity? Do you believe that Boulangerié Knowles got quintuple-penetrated by both The Wanted and South Korean girl group f(x)? Are you […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Shawty It’s Your Booty
Here’s a bunch of hot straight guys bringing you their version of Qwote’s “Shawty It’s Your Booty”. These boys can dance. They are very comfortable with grinding on each other and rubbing each other’s bums. There’s even a dude in a thong getting his flanks […]