Defense Attorney Damon Andros Teaches His Punk-Ass Client Brandon Wilde How To Behave

Does that one phone call you get in jail usually result in this? Entitled little shitheads with big peach butts who whine questions like “don’t you know who I am?” deserve one thing and one thing only. A BIG, HARD COCK GRUDGE-FUCKING THEIR BOUNCY ASSES. […]

Morning Wood

Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, Troy Webb. […]