He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive. But people call him by a name different than […]
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The Best Part of Waking Up Is Your Frat Brother’s Dick Up Your Butt!
It’s not quite as catchy as the Folger’s jingle, but if most of us are being honest with ourselves, we’d much rather wake up to two dicks in our ass than a steaming mug of coffee. Fraternity X newcomer Danny, fresh onto campus from Texas, got […]
BREAKING NEWS: Jake Cruise Wins Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest Without Ever Entering
Well, this is a surprising development! I was going to keep the Manhunt Daily Twerking Contest open all summer long, even though Manhunt member Cocokirby was a clear frontrunner in the race. Unfortunately, it appears that I’ve been thrown a curve ball. Gay porn mogul Jake Cruise popped […]
Flipping Out: Anthony Romero
So apparently Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero are no longer an item? I suspected as much when The Sword included Anthony on a list of gay porn stars who’ve retired in 2013, and my suspicions were confirmed in yesterday’s Where Are They Now entry about […]
One Direction Just Super-Soaked Me With Their CUM! (After I Danced All Night To The Sound of Their BALLS On My Chin)
My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Woody Fox
Welcome to the Week of Good Dick! Technically, it started last night with our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post on Girth Brooks, but please, let’s not dwell on such trivial details. What you need to know is that this glorious week continues tonight with gay porn […]
Three’s Company: Roger Lambert, Jack Harrer & Jim Kerouac Do It (Then Do It Again)
Can we all agree that it was a missed opportunity for me to name this series Three’s Cumpany? This thought occurred me after watching hot young fuckers Roger Lambert, Jack Harrer and Jim Kerouac go for two rounds on Bel Ami in a threesome complete […]
Everything Butt: Bobby Clark
Every time Bobby Clark bottoms, my desire to pound his ass increases incrementally. He’s got such a cute butt! I just want to pinch its cheeks and talk to it in a high-pitched voice, then bury my face in his crack and make him moan […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Girth Brooks (II)
Girth Brooks not only has one of the most ridiculous names in gay porn today, but also one of the largest mushroom heads I’ve ever seen on a penis. Interestingly enough, his name was dropped on the past season of Saturday Night Live in a […]
Everything Butt: The Glenn Mega Post!
For over a year now, Glenn has completely slipped under my radar. It baffles me that I never recognized his perfect, hairy muscle ass, beyond a single measly mention in the January 13 edition of The Cock Buffet. Maybe, just maybe, it was the boyish […]