Several of you were disappointed with last week‘s Hawaii Five-0 edition of Who Would You Rather, given the glaring omission of Daniel Dae Kim. We meant absolutely no harm by leaving him off the poll, so it only seemed fair to place him against the […]
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Secret Sex: Victor Garber
When most people think of Hollywood sex symbols, Victor Garber probably isn’t the first name on their list. With that said, he’ll be appearing in the movie You Again this weekend, and this seemed like a perfect occasion to announce that I’d bone the hell […]
Fuck Yeah Harry Shum Jr.
We wouldn’t normally write two posts about Glee in the same day, but exceptions can be made for Mike Chang‘s abdominal muscles. The infamous “Other Asian” became a more fleshed-out character on last night’s episode, with extreme emphasis on the flesh aspect. This leads us […]
Who Would You Rather?: Hawaii Five-0 Edition
In case you didn’t notice, the fall television season kicked off within the past couple of weeks. Among the various network line-ups, we have a show entitled Hawaii Five-0, which has been described as a “re-imagining” of the popular series from 1968-1980. Although we’d normally […]
Lady Gaga Makes A Phone Call To Strike Down “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
Lady Gaga got out her teleprompter and filmed a lengthy PSA supporting the fight to repeal the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell law. In the video, Gaga talks about meeting with former US soldiers who were kicked out of the military due to the controversial law […]
Why Can’t Cristiano Ronaldo Find His Shirt?
Well, this is unfortunate! It seems that Cristiano Ronaldo misplaced his shirt in a hotel room. Predictably, he’s throwing a fit over it, and the maid isn’t being very helpful. I guess he’ll just have to walk around half-naked for the time being. Perhaps he […]
These People Give A Damn. Do You?
Are you ready for a public service announcement? This week brought news of two fifteen year-old boys hanging themselves because of anti-gay bullying. Statistics show that LGBT youth are four times more likely to attempt suicide than their straight peers. It should go without saying, […]
Secret Sex: Jeremy Bieber
Have you heard about this guy Jeremy Bieber? Apparently his daughter’s a huge pop star or something like that. We’re not really concerned about the details at the moment, because all we can think about is fucking him in seventy-million different positions. He’s totally hot […]
Sad News: James Franco Says No Homo
Given his numerous homosexual roles, there’s been a whole lot of speculation about James Franco‘s sexuality. However, in a brand new interview with The Advocate, the talented actor sets the record straight. And now for the obvious joke… we mean that quite literally. Franco will […]
Surprise! Britney Spears Is In Trouble Again…
Just when you thought Britney Spears left the craziness in her past, something like this happens. The pop singer’s former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is suing the self-proclaimed “living legend” for repeatedly subjecting him to “unwanted sexual advances” and harassment. And that’s not even the worst […]