Secret Sex: Victor Garber

When most people think of Hollywood sex symbols, Victor Garber probably isn’t the first name on their list. With that said, he’ll be appearing in the movie You Again this weekend, and this seemed like a perfect occasion to announce that I’d bone the hell out of him.

Yes, I realize that he’s more than twice my age, but I’ve had a crush on this guy ever since Alias. He’s a stone cold silver fox! I’m not even sure why I’m including this in the Secret Sex section, because I might brag to people if I got this man between the sheets. Is that so wrong?

– Dewitt

1,187 thoughts on “Secret Sex: Victor Garber

  1. He’s one hot daddy. He was also my reason to watch Alias, plus he’s a great actor. I’m still embarrassed about running into him one day on the street in Toronto and I couldn’t stop staring at him. He noticed and I felt bad, but the truth is the guy is very attractive.

  2. He is hot. I’ve watched some cheesy movies just because he was in it. The movie Invisible Child he’s shirtless in the hot tub.

  3. Personally I’m not into older men, but I can appreciate a handsome and attractive man when I see one. That being said, Victor Garber definitely qualifies.

  4. Fucking love him. Bradley Cooper is rumored to be his bottom. (At least, that’s what we call Mr. Cooper – Victor Garber’s Bottom Bitch.)

  5. Vin Diesel all the way though. That is one older guy that I would sooooooooo roofie (I say roofie because obviously overpowering him would take like 5 guys… which is also a fairly hot thought haha).

  6. Yes….I have had a thing for him for a long time. Phoenix is right about him being in the movie Godspell, and he was also in the Original cast of a show called Assassins where he played John Wilkes Booth. Was brilliant in that too. He’s done a lot more than I even realize… and yeah….I’d totally make out with him!!

  7. Hell yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YES! “I’ll have what she’s having’ YES! While everyone was so into Michael Vartan and Bradley Cooper, for me Alias was watchable solely because of Victor Garber. Good lord, anything is watchable with Victor Garber in it.

  8. @Phoenix: OMG. I’ve seen that movie like 5 times and never made the connection! I hafta watch it again now…I wondered why he looked familiar…I just chocked it up to when I watched it in Drama class when the teacher decided that was gonna be his next play…>.>

    Anyways, I don’t get why this is in your secret sex column either, because he’s someone I think most anyone would brag about bagging.

  9. I would be his bottom any day of the week. Not only his sexy, but he’s also a gentleman. Check his cameo in the new Ben Affleck movie “The Town”. He’s only there for the first 5 minutes.

  10. Wasn’t he Nathan Lane’s lover for many years???? Just got the whole series of Alias on DVD this week. Okay, Imma getting my geek on, but it was such a kickass show……

  11. I’d fuck Victor’s hole until it was raw and bleeding….he’s HOT! I heard his partner Rainer can’t “get it up” so Victor usually has to top.

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